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 Post subject: The North South Divide
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:36 pm 
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"Personally I imagine a near future where people in the South are nine feet tall and slender with flowing golden locks, floating around on cloud-like robot pouffes, quaffing delicate musical truffles and organic, artisan orgasm pills. A massive steel fence will split the country somewhere near Derby, and everyone north of that will live in caves, emerging only to fight to the death with sticks over a months-old pie crust.

"The savage northern tribes will evolve into massively powerful albinos called 'trollochs', jump the fence and kill everyone in the south, serving them right."


http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 107134067/

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:04 pm 
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Nah - we would eat the fence - this must have been written by some one from the N1 distirct...

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You won't be talking so tough when you're all underneath a mile and a half of glacial ice sheet. :twisted:


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arne saknussen wrote:
You won't be talking so tough when you're all underneath a mile and a half of glacial ice sheet. :twisted:


Button it Frenchie, or we'll start the cull now. :twisted:

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this is like korea... i take it nick clegg is kim jong il then...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:42 pm 
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'cloud-like robot pouffes, delicate musical truffles and organic, artisan orgasm pills' are all on offer at our local Aldi this Thursday - so no need to eat the fence.

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How come no one ever talks about an East / West divide?

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We do.............all the Lancs are the wrong side of the Pennines!! :wink:


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*like* !

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Thinking about it, the Lancs ARE on the right side. We don't want them inbred, web footed, black pudding bending bastards over here! :wink:

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arne saknussen wrote:
You won't be talking so tough when you're all underneath a mile and a half of glacial ice sheet. :twisted:

We already are. And we still don't wear coats when we go out :*:


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Craig wrote:
Thinking about it, the Lancs ARE on the right side. We don't want them inbred, web footed, black pudding bending bastards over here! :wink:


Too late Trog Boy..........were here seeding your women :twisted:

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I noticed this magazine on the Daily Mash page ..........you can't get this up north.....

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