You won't be talking so tough when you're all underneath a mile and a half of glacial ice sheet.
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| The North South Divide http://richardhawleyforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=27392 |
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| Author: | SimonK [ Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The North South Divide |
"Personally I imagine a near future where people in the South are nine feet tall and slender with flowing golden locks, floating around on cloud-like robot pouffes, quaffing delicate musical truffles and organic, artisan orgasm pills. A massive steel fence will split the country somewhere near Derby, and everyone north of that will live in caves, emerging only to fight to the death with sticks over a months-old pie crust. "The savage northern tribes will evolve into massively powerful albinos called 'trollochs', jump the fence and kill everyone in the south, serving them right." http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 107134067/ |
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| Author: | Poppy Dog [ Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:04 pm ] |
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Nah - we would eat the fence - this must have been written by some one from the N1 distirct... |
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| Author: | arne saknussen [ Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:34 pm ] |
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You won't be talking so tough when you're all underneath a mile and a half of glacial ice sheet.
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| Author: | Craig [ Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:13 pm ] |
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arne saknussen wrote: You won't be talking so tough when you're all underneath a mile and a half of glacial ice sheet.
Button it Frenchie, or we'll start the cull now.
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| Author: | dj89 [ Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:32 pm ] |
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this is like korea... i take it nick clegg is kim jong il then... |
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| Author: | Poppy Dog [ Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The North South Divide |
'cloud-like robot pouffes, delicate musical truffles and organic, artisan orgasm pills' are all on offer at our local Aldi this Thursday - so no need to eat the fence. |
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| Author: | RP [ Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:18 pm ] |
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How come no one ever talks about an East / West divide? |
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| Author: | Egg [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:55 am ] |
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We do.............all the Lancs are the wrong side of the Pennines!! 
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| Author: | Craig [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:44 am ] |
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*like* ! |
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| Author: | Egg [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:02 pm ] |
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| Author: | Craig [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:39 pm ] |
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Thinking about it, the Lancs ARE on the right side. We don't want them inbred, web footed, black pudding bending bastards over here!
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| Author: | maggie [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:47 pm ] |
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arne saknussen wrote: You won't be talking so tough when you're all underneath a mile and a half of glacial ice sheet.
We already are. And we still don't wear coats when we go out 
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| Author: | Little Dickie [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:18 pm ] |
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Craig wrote: Thinking about it, the Lancs ARE on the right side. We don't want them inbred, web footed, black pudding bending bastards over here!
Too late Trog Boy..........were here seeding your women
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| Author: | Little Dickie [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:25 pm ] |
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I noticed this magazine on the Daily Mash page ..........you can't get this up north..... http://www.flickr.com/photos/lonejackdaw/5519724762/ |
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