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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:47 am 
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who has a penis beaker then?

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_cla ... your-penis

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Ha ha ha ha ha :shock:


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:*: :*: :*:

This is really funny! Some of the comments are class! :*:

Haven't got to anyone mentioning using the curtains yet! :shock:


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:*: Went to see Mickey Flanagan last week, how long before one of these comedians pick up on this and drag it out for 15 minutes.........A penis beaker??? Cant wait to get down the pub and bring this subject up with the lads :*:


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Jesus. Who knew the smug Mumsnet weirdos were just a bunch of goers?

The lady who introduced the subject says:

"I have only ever slept with my H and we've always done this! Might have started when we were teens and couldn't make a dash to the bathroom in our parents houses. Luckily my drinking water is in a sports bottle!!"

Something you're not telling us Hawley. In fact, don't tell us. In fact, don't talk about it anymore. I feel sick. Especially the taking a gulp of cockwater thing. Soooooooooooo unpleasant. x


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Being the pessimist that I am my beaker is always half empty :roll:


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Whatever you do, don't use the beaker that you keep your false teeth in.

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What's a penis?


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Anyway, Monkey boy, what made you go on Mumsnet and type cock in the search engine? x


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Acid Fanjo!!!..... :*: :*: ........I use the wife's knickers,it can be a nice bonus finale.

On another note...one for the ladies....how many sheets of loo paper is acceptable for a post pee wipe?.....surely two sheets is enough even for the most mischievous bladder.

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