Now Richard, I'm not saying you missed an opportunity, throne-wise, but I am curious: how would you have designed yours?
http://www.avclub.com/article/dave-grohl-designed-throne-while-high-and-somebody-221789Further to that point, how come you need a broken leg to have a throne? Anyone can have a throne. A person can just have thrones all day, every day, as they see fit. I checked the throne manual and there is totally nothing in there about broken limbs. Fuckin' throne fascists.
Now taking bets on what Dave will do with his throne when the tour is over. Will it just go in the garage and gather dust? What a travesty that would be. I'm thinking motorize that shit and use it as a car. I'm sure it would be street legal, don't even worry about it.
There are none more metal. Throw the horns for Dave, people. Throw the horns. \m/