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 Post subject: Bastard Mouse
PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 12:32 am 
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Mouse totally and utterly knacked and can't seem to mend it at all.......can't read posts, can't do anything hardly.....finally tipped it up and down enough to post cos so pissed off


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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 12:37 am 
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get a cheapo new one in the morning?

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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 1:09 am 
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I was going to offer you the loan of my cat ... then I realised :oops: ... get yourself a cat anyway. :D

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I was going to offer you the loan of my cat ... then I realised :oops: ... get yourself a cat anyway. :D


We all need a nice pussy! :wink:







.....coat is on, I'm heading for the door ..........but you really do feed the lines Cat's!!! :twisted:

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I edit myself sooooo much now. :shock: 'Cat' should be safe. It is not a euphemism, we're talking 'cats' ... four legs, tail, see in the dark, scratch a lot. Now stop it.

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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:50 pm 
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Couldn't resist.

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 Post subject: Re: Bastard Mouse
PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:11 pm 
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Mouse totally and utterly knacked and can't seem to mend it at all.......can't read posts, can't do anything hardly.....finally tipped it up and down enough to post cos so pissed off


Probably got the rollers all clogged up with years of accumulated human detritus

Follow this handy wipe-clean guide :D

http://www.fonerbooks.com/r_mouse.htm

If it's still shagged after a proper scrub up, toss it and get an optical one for next to nowt

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 Post subject: Re: Bastard Mouse
PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:18 pm 
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palerider wrote:
If it's still shagged after a proper scrub up, toss it etc



:shock:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:22 pm 
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If mice owned computers!! :shock:


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