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Author:  LaylahM [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: wrath

Dave wrote:
LaylahM wrote:
Dave wrote:
Wise words al, wise words. We were indeed put here to be cockends and set petrol prices at unfeasibly stupid levels, to not understand what women are saying and to get excited by gadgets.


list kind of leaves off the more... um ...interesting things you lot are here for though don't it?


What?? Like making a mess of the toilet seat? or mixing red underwear into a pile of whites?? :eh?


yes, of course... that's what I meant. ehhem. :wink:

(on a side note.... and I'll probably have my woman-card taken away, but honestly as a woman that whole controversy over the toilet seat has always kind of irritated me... what's so hard about looking before you sit? but then I was raised by men, so that could be it.... and if you want to know something.... women are disgusting in public bathrooms, pee all over the damn seats all the time, don't flush, and other unmentionable horrors... my mom had a bumper sticker she wanted to make "if you're too much of a lady to sit down, be gentleman enough to lift the seat" and smack it up in bathroom stalls.)

Author:  mylifesexample [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:56 pm ]
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my issue is not when the seat is up, it's when it covered in urine...men need longer knobs so they don't have such trouble getting it (the wee not the nob) where it's supposed to go!

Author:  sunflower [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:58 pm ]
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mylifesexample wrote:
men need longer knobs so they don't have such trouble getting it (the wee not the nob) where it's supposed to go!


:*: :*: :*:

Author:  exapno mapcase [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:19 pm ]
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mylifesexample wrote:
my issue is not when the seat is up, it's when it covered in urine...men need longer knobs so they don't have such trouble getting it (the wee not the nob) where it's supposed to go!


Think you're hiding behind the piss. Think you should own up and say exactly why you require this extension

Author:  mylifesexample [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:29 pm ]
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can't get owt past you can I?

Author:  al woodcock [ Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:07 pm ]
Post subject:  t-shirt

Hello mylifesexample. Wasn't it Billy Bragg who said 'Revolution is just a T-shirt away'? Sure I've heard it before. Al :D

Author:  JohnnyNewEggs [ Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:42 pm ]
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mylifesexample wrote:
my issue is not when the seat is up, it's when it covered in urine...men need longer knobs so they don't have such trouble getting it (the wee not the nob) where it's supposed to go!

I just blame my boys for any mess. :roll:

Author:  exapno mapcase [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:11 am ]
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JohnnyNewEggs wrote:
mylifesexample wrote:
my issue is not when the seat is up, it's when it covered in urine...men need longer knobs so they don't have such trouble getting it (the wee not the nob) where it's supposed to go!

I just blame my boys for any mess. :roll:


Yeah but how do you explain piss in the sink that they can't reach?

Author:  catsandbooks [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: t-shirt

al woodcock wrote:
Hello mylifesexample. Wasn't it Billy Bragg who said 'Revolution is just a T-shirt away'? Sure I've heard it before. Al :D


Billy Bragg: Waiting for the great leap forwards

... aren't we all. :roll:

Author:  mylifesexample [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:22 am ]
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Beam me up Scotty!!!

Author:  exapno mapcase [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: t-shirt

catsandbooks wrote:
al woodcock wrote:
Hello mylifesexample. Wasn't it Billy Bragg who said 'Revolution is just a T-shirt away'? Sure I've heard it before. Al :D


Billy Bragg: Waiting for the great leap forwards

... aren't we all. :roll:


I prefer the Running, Jumping and Standing Still........you get Michael Bentine as a bonus in that......and as John Lennon said re: Mao "you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow" so not exactly an inducement

Author:  mylifesexample [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:25 am ]
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wtf...was that english?? I had too many glasses of wine I think.

Author:  exapno mapcase [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:35 am ]
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mylifesexample wrote:
wtf
:? :? :? What's Whales Tigers and Frogs got to do with it (source Boy scouts Zookeepers badge)

Author:  mylifesexample [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:39 am ]
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I'm trying not to offend anyones delicate sensibilities you divvy fucking geordie nobend.

Author:  exapno mapcase [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:41 am ]
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Harumphhhhhhhhhh :wink:

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