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Author:  Rita [ Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:07 pm ]
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Author:  mph [ Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:16 pm ]
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i got home but couldn't get in many years ago when i still lived at home. my mum is deaf as a post so she couldn't hear me banging on the door as i'd forgotten my key. the mind tends to wander a bit when your pissed doesn't it? i was lent against the wall outside the house thinking about ufo's. i looked up into the sky and nearly shit my pants as a grey triangular object was zooming across the sky towards me.

as it loomed above me and i shrank against the wall in abject fear, imagine my relief when i realised it was a flock of bloody swans. anyway, back to being locked out. i had to break into the shed and drag an old piece of carpet out and lay shivering on the fucking lawn til the next door neighbour took pity on me and chipped the icicles off me.

Author:  Dave [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:07 am ]
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Author:  exapno mapcase [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:18 am ]
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Author:  The Baroness [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:09 am ]
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Author:  Dave [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:52 pm ]
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Author:  The Baroness [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:47 pm ]
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Yep - it doesn't matter most of the time - I'll just disappear and leave you both in search of some saner company........... ( :*: )

But no misbehaviour when Richard is on stage cos I won't stand for it :*:

Author:  Dave [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:56 pm ]
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Author:  The Baroness [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:00 pm ]
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Author:  beeshette [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:26 pm ]
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I love being pissed...but sadly it doesn't happen much these days.........................my other half can be a right bore..I mean I've never seen him really pissed......he's always so controlled..................he knows his wine,cos he's French,but he never bloody lets his hair down that's for sure.............Me and my mates did go out a while back and we drank loads of beer,on the way home we passed our boss's house and one of the girls crouched down and had a pee on the doorstep ,I know it's really immature but we laughed so much............................I love that side to booze, you know when you can have a right old laugh............................................and do brilliant spontanious things...like pee on your boss's doorstep !

Author:  Susie [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:20 pm ]
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Author:  sunflower [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:23 pm ]
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Author:  Susie [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:38 pm ]
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Author:  Luke M [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:25 pm ]
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Author:  Big Louise [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:31 am ]
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