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Author:  Jan H [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:38 am ]
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beeshette wrote:
I met someone the other day who said they never drink and 'don't need drink to be happy'.....................I don't believe that really,I love the way drink loosens your tongue............................sure enough she looked happy but there was a phoney air about her..............tha'ts for sure.


I try not to drink too much because I lose all sight of the tiny amount of tact that I was born with and my thoughts just drift out of my mouth .... e.g. I was at a party on Saturday and heard myself repeatedly telling the lovely hostess how much I disliked her light fitting ...... every time I remember the occasion the voice in my head sounds louder .... :oops: :oops: :oops:
Author:  catsandbooks [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:18 pm ]
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Oh dear, I have just discovered that Pedro aka the-kitten-formerly-known-as-hawleyboard is rather partial to G&T... :? ... :roll: ... I wonder if it's possible to train him to open the bottle, pour, add ice and slice of lemon and deliver to me? :roll:
Author:  sunflower [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:25 pm ]
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err yeah i am.

:BEEEER :cyclopsani: :D

can i just say that i love yer all and yer me bestest mates in the whole world! :D
Author:  catsandbooks [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:14 am ]
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sunflower wrote:
err yeah i am.

:BEEEER :cyclopsani: :D

can i just say that i love yer all and yer me bestest mates in the whole world! :D


... oh sunflower, I wish I could believe you but I've fallen for that line before and my heart is broken :cry: :wink:
Author:  mph [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:06 am ]
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don't think i should have had those last three double vodka and cokes. feel a bit wobbly at the knees. doesn't mix with stella and shiraz.
Author:  mph [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:23 am ]
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time for bed said zebedee or i'll be in no fit state to go anywhere tomorrow. i'm fucked. :Hoorah :BEEEER :shaking:
Author:  sunflower [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:21 pm ]
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catsandbooks wrote:
sunflower wrote:
err yeah i am.

:BEEEER :cyclopsani: :D

can i just say that i love yer all and yer me bestest mates in the whole world! :D


... oh sunflower, I wish I could believe you but I've fallen for that line before and my heart is broken :cry: :wink:


:*:

god it was only 11.30 and i was well gone! ha. did start pretty early though :?

i think i declared my undyin love for onion...somewhere!! :shock: :*:
Author:  Dawoodcock [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:22 pm ]
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sunflower wrote:
i think i declared my undyin love for onion...somewhere!! :shock: :*:


Oh yes you did - mad woman. :roll:
Author:  eeezer [ Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:50 pm ]
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Great to read these stories.

Reminds me of a person I used to work with who couldn't hold her drink but would insist on trying to drink as much as everyone else.

After one such night she staggered off to the tube to get home. Once on the platform she realised that she was going to be sick so made a dash for the rubbish bin mounted on the wall (tells you how long ago this was!). Unfortunately the inside bin part had been removed so when she was sick it went all down her ankles and feet! Needless to say she managed to get a seat to herself all the way home. :oops:
Author:  catsandbooks [ Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:54 am ]
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eeezer wrote:
Great to read these stories.

Reminds me of a person I used to work with who couldn't hold her drink but would insist on trying to drink as much as everyone else.

After one such night she staggered off to the tube to get home. Once on the platform she realised that she was going to be sick so made a dash for the rubbish bin mounted on the wall (tells you how long ago this was!). Unfortunately the inside bin part had been removed so when she was sick it went all down her ankles and feet! Needless to say she managed to get a seat to herself all the way home. :oops:



:*: :*: I have witnessed women being very discretely sick into their handbags on the last train out of Kings Cross on the 'hertford loop' .... :roll: ... goes without saying that the handbags alone would have made me sick, dreadful taste without the addition of vomited pinot grigio. :roll:
Author:  Dave [ Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:56 am ]
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catsandbooks wrote:

:*: :*: I have witnessed women being very discretely sick into their handbags on the last train out of Kings Cross on the 'hertford loop' .... :roll: ... goes without saying that the handbags alone would have made me sick, dreadful taste without the addition of vomited pinot grigio. :roll:


Good night then? :*:
Author:  loftyeric2 [ Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:00 am ]
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Ah, so that's what handbags are for? I thought they were just for dancing around :)
Author:  catsandbooks [ Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:12 am ]
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Depends on the handbag, loftyeric. No way would I be sick in one of my bags ... I'd rather vomit on the bloke opposite and get a smack on the nose rather than ruin one of my handbags (and the contents, which consist of half my life on the run) :*:
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