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Robbo
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This topic reminds me of the safety intructions for our Rowenta iron which state: "Don't iron clothing while it's being worn" - and then adds: "(this is not a joke - I've seen it happen)"

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...And when the packet of Cream Crackers shows a picture of a cracker & cheese they have to remind us that this is a 'serving suggestion', just in case we complain when there's no cheese in the packet. :roll:


To be fair my cooking NEVER looks like those pictures on the packets - even when i just re heat stuff :*: so I could complain that I wasn't getting what I expect. (Truth is I'm just a crap cook).
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I saw a sign at roadworks today which read: 'Caution Hole Below.'

And there was me looking in the sky for one!!

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this one is a classic that me dad still takes some stick for. About 15 years ago we were in Pizza Hut and the waiter was taking the order (from my dad of course) and he asked for Garlic bread, the waiter asked "with or without cheese" my dad asked "what's the difference"............. long pause and then the waiter says "one has cheese on" cue all family laugh at dad.


He still claims to this day he meant the difference in price!

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And labelling on food - I have a few intolerances so have to check ingredients but when something says it is a date and walnut cake is there really a need to say it has nuts in it. And the cop out 'may contain nuts'.


Don§t knock it. Got a call from mz mum zesterdaz, mz sister has an intolerance ... she goes into anathelactic shock is someone is wearing relgex ... a customer came in her office ... two minutes later she§s being rushed down to the GP for adrenlin injections and then ambulanced down to A8E ... she has been told it can kill her. :shock: :cry:

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