Richard Hawley

White Van Man
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Author:  eeezer [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:17 pm ]
Post subject:  White Van Man

Well, nearly got wiped out by one whilst going home on the motorbike last night. Happily going through a green light at a junction, and matey who is turning across my path decides a bright yellow fucking motorbike with headlights blazing is invisible.

What we call a SMIDSY in biker language (Sorry mate I didn't see you).

Rode the rest of the way home in a shaking rage...I love riding in London...

Ah, thats better... :D :evil:

Author:  Jason minus the Argonauts [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:59 am ]
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I might employ a sniper who can sit in the back the next time I'm driving and shoot these White Van Drivers in the cheek. The roads, windscreens and dashboards may be drenched in blood but at least this fella will feel have a glowing heart. And don't get my started on taxi drivers, who, shall we say, haven't seemed to have ever heard of the Highway Code.

Author:  eeezer [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:13 pm ]
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Sniper eh? I like it!

Ah yes, the humble cabbie. Never about when you want one, and happy to side swipe all and sundry.

Now, what about bendy buses! When they're not on fire they're usually squashing some poor roaduser into the kerb...

Wonder if I can get a rocket launcher fitted onto the bike?

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