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is that your twin?and who's the kid? :wink:

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Cold callers who ring at 8am & 9pm. :twisted:
People who stand around reading the magazines in WH Smiths.
Bad manners and general rudeness.
Liars.
Wasps.
Shop workers who hassle you as soon as you walk in their shop.
People who sell old backstage passes on ebay. (What is the point in that? - it's someone elses memory)
Men with hairy backs, yuck!
Back stabbers.


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Cominghome wrote:
Men with hairy backs, yuck!


That's Hairybackist!!!! :(

I'll get my coat........as long as it doesnt get tangled up in my back hair! :?

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Dave wrote:
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Men with hairy backs, yuck!


That's Hairybackist!!!! :(

I'll get my coat........as long as it doesnt get tangled up in my back hair! :?


Sorry! :oops:
that should be men with very, very hairy backs. :wink:


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Cominghome wrote:
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Cominghome wrote:
Men with hairy backs, yuck!


That's Hairybackist!!!! :(

I'll get my coat........as long as it doesnt get tangled up in my back hair! :?


Sorry! :oops:
that should be men with very, very hairy backs. :wink:


I'm not keen on women with hairy backs.

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You made an exception for C3-P0 then?


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CraigA wrote:
You made an exception for C3-P0 then?


I like to style it into a quiff. :wink:

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CraigA wrote:
You made an exception for C3-P0 then?


I do not have a hairy back. It's just my lower legs, it stops at the knee! Dave's is more than enough for both of us. And i do actually like it! I know i'm strange but hey...

So pet hates... Only 2 really;

- People who don't wash their hands after going to the loo (it's just soooooooo gross)
- People who don't rinse the washing up. I don't like the taste of washing up liquid!

(Check out the correct use of apostrophes!) :*:

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co80521 wrote:
- People who don't wash their hands after going to the loo (it's just soooooooo gross


Jeff Buckley didn't, apparently.

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Yuk yuk yuk! I just can't understand it! There's a sink there bloody well use it!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't even think about those idiots who pee IN the sink, rather than wash their hands there!

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Ssshh or Richard will have to stop using that joke! :wink: :*:


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I've been to quite a few of Richard's gigs, but I've not heard a joke in that vein .... do tell!

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He He i do do believe he told that one at the York gig, which i think was a year today if i'm not mistaken, not that i'm a Hawley spotter or owt :oops:

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Prudence wrote:
I've been to quite a few of Richard's gigs, but I've not heard a joke in that vein .... do tell!


Cannot remember the full story, but involved Richards Dad, Shirley Bassey & pissing in a sink

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