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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:07 pm 
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Credit crunch IS serious :? :P Anyway - off to get some work done before I find myself in the workhouse making football shirts :wink:


You'll probably be excused on the grounds of not being tall enough to operate the machinery designed for 12 year olds. :wink:


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To ease my financial burdon I'm thinking of sending my seven year old up the chimney's (along with the girlfriend) to earn an extra bob or two to keep me supplied with fine wines and cake.

......and why should the third world have the monopoly on football shirts and trainers?? :?

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hey, I was thinking about that big pool of pensioners just hanging around on street corners doing nothing. We could get them fixing the roads, clearing the sewers, sweeping motorways etc. and they are getting paid already so no extra expense :*:

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keep me supplied with fine wines and cake.



Shouldn't that be a variety of soups and crusty bread? :roll:


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CraigA wrote:
Jan H wrote:
Credit crunch IS serious :? :P Anyway - off to get some work done before I find myself in the workhouse making football shirts :wink:


You'll probably be excused on the grounds of not being tall enough to operate the machinery designed for 12 year olds. :wink:


:*: :*: Under height for my weight; that's me!

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If they are printing money, where do I get an application form :*:

Also, I'd better watch out, as I am just about the right size to go up a chimney :shock:

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Am probably about the right height, but "Does my bum look big in this chimney?" is never a good concept! :*:

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one problem here - we don't have enough Chimneys to go round!

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I reckon all those teachers who are getting paid with public money should be made to paint park fences or something in the summer instead of having 3 months of holiday.


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I reckon all those teachers who are getting paid with public money should be made to paint park fences or something in the summer instead of having 3 months of holiday.


You're a genius sir! Mind you, could you imagine the whining? :roll:

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I reckon all those teachers who are getting paid with public money should be made to paint park fences or something in the summer instead of having 3 months of holiday.


You're a genius sir! Mind you, could you imagine the whining? :roll:


They'd be made to work with hands tied behind their backs and paint brushes held in their mouths. Next problem??


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CraigA wrote:
lutherplayedtheboogie wrote:
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I reckon all those teachers who are getting paid with public money should be made to paint park fences or something in the summer instead of having 3 months of holiday.


You're a genius sir! Mind you, could you imagine the whining? :roll:


They'd be made to work with hands tied behind their backs and paint brushes held in their mouths. Next problem??


What with pensioners and school teachers doing all this work in the community there would be an uproar! Local authority workers who are all off work with stress would withdraw their labour!!! :?:

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what do i do if the kids get stuck up the chimney?

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what do i do if the kids get stuck up the chimney?


Hire a redundant local authority worker to send up pop and crisps every 12 hours and get a holiday booked.


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I reckon all those teachers who are getting paid with public money should be made to paint park fences or something in the summer instead of having 3 months of holiday.


Am not biting...
one word... (could be two, am not sure) PAPERWORK


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