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| Author: | Jan H [ Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:07 pm ] |
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MissBumbleBee wrote: mylifesexample wrote: I walked around the shops all morning before a kind lady in the queue at the post office pointed out that I had a pair of knickers hanging out of the hood of my sweatshirt  :*: :*: :*: :*: :*: :*: that's hilarious, thanks for sharing!! x A similar thing happened to my mum a few years ago; she was walking around town a suddenly a pair of knickers appeared from the bottom of her trouser leg. She stepped over them and walked on ... |
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| Author: | Longpigsdad [ Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:52 pm ] |
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mylifesexample wrote: I walked around the shops all morning before a kind lady in the queue at the post office pointed out that I had a pair of knickers hanging out of the hood of my sweatshirt
Phew - thought we were going to get the "Skirt tucked in knickers" scenario for a minute there 
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| Author: | MissBumbleBee [ Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:54 pm ] |
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Jan H wrote: MissBumbleBee wrote: mylifesexample wrote: I walked around the shops all morning before a kind lady in the queue at the post office pointed out that I had a pair of knickers hanging out of the hood of my sweatshirt :*: :*: :*: :*: :*: :*: that's hilarious, thanks for sharing!! x A similar thing happened to my mum a few years ago; she was walking around town a suddenly a pair of knickers appeared from the bottom of her trouser leg. She stepped over them and walked on ... Clearly a very classy woman your Mum. I'd have turned bright red then scurried around on the floor for them before skulking off to go home and laugh/cry!!!!!
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| Author: | Gary [ Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:56 pm ] |
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I nearly shit myself in Wickes once. (i was ill) When i say shit myself it was more sort of cloth headbanging. I repeat... i was ill, go easy on me. |
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| Author: | the boy hoy [ Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:04 pm ] |
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few years back me and a mate went to see mighty boosh in manchester, went early afternoon, got really pissed, like really pissed, good night, got to train station, next thing i remember is waking up train infront of me and no mate, so i just got up and got on the train, next thing my mate is banging on the train window and the conductor is escorting me off. apparently i got on the train in manchester, fell asleep all the way home, then my mate carried me off the train and went to ring a taxi, that's when i woke up and thought i was still in manc! |
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| Author: | JohnnyNewEggs [ Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:49 am ] |
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Gary wrote: I nearly shit myself in Wickes once. (i was ill).
Not twice? I once shat my pyjamas while doing a Blue Peter jigsaw. It was a picture of the Queen on the back of customised Land Rover visiting zulus or some tribal gang. The jigsaw - not the soiled impression. I was nine-ish. Not done so since though. Mind you, I've not done a jigsaw either. I must be overdue one or both.  
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| Author: | Mel V [ Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:05 am ] |
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If it's getting a bit grim, may as well tell my story. When I was 12 or 13 went on holiday with my friend and her parents on a holiday camp and was ringing home one day back in the day of the phonebox and just me and my mate there and my sister was talking to us and I but the phone near my ass then farted being young we all thought it was the funniest thing ever but I couldn't stop and it was grim. Wen we hung up, yup, there was a bloody massive q behind us, was so ashamed 
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| Author: | SarahaWilson [ Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:32 am ] |
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Ok count me in for grimness. Once in my teenage years I had a really bad reaction to some dodgy crab, which I had been cheerfully flushing down with cheap red wine. Sufficiant to say, about half way through the night, both ends went at the same time. It was horrible.
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| Author: | Stuart Pearce's Swimming Trunks [ Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:44 am ] |
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Well this thread has taken a turn for the worse! Couldn't you have posted these stories in the "Have you ever shat yourself?" Thread? |
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| Author: | Jan H [ Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:00 am ] |
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One of my most embarrassing moments (apart from the bra wire incident mentioned some while back) was feeling a 'hold up' stocking sliding down my leg whilst walking through Derby city centre. Evenutally, I had to step into a doorway and take them off ... classy like!
Re your missing CD .... I've had a few go missing from my car when it's been in for a service; the cases were still there but the CD's had been taken and I only realised weeks later in some cases
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| Author: | The Baroness [ Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:01 am ] |
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I hope you complained - and changed garages!
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| Author: | Jan H [ Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:03 am ] |
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I had my stockings changed next time I went in for a service!
I did mention the CD issue, but it clearly states that you should remove all belongings from your vehicle, so lesson learned. |
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| Author: | Longpigsdad [ Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:17 am ] |
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Jan H wrote: I had my stockings changed next time I went in for a service! :*: :*:
I did mention the CD issue, but it clearly states that you should remove all belongings from your vehicle, so lesson learned. There's still a demand then for Max Bygraves, Des O'Connor and Val Doonican music? 
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| Author: | Jan H [ Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:51 am ] |
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I know ... sorry they were the ones I borrowed from you
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| Author: | Longpigsdad [ Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:24 pm ] |
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Jan H wrote: I know ... sorry they were the ones I borrowed from you
Have you still got my Perry Como? |
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