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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 1:22 pm 
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not again !!!!!!! i cant believe this thread has had 175 posts !!! are you all incontinent?? :roll: :wink:





Yes I sneezed yesterday and wet me self :*: thought that happens after baby born? :*: :*:


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Thankfully i have never shat myself, but when i went to the Gymn after having my baby and did jump jacks for the first time.. well you can imagine, a little work on the pelvic floor exercises was needed. :oops:

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very very nearly this week. got that sickness & poos bug this week, lots of sprinting to the loo!

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Talking about sickness & poo bugs,it reminded me of a trip to Turkey many years ago with an ex girlfriend.After a few days sampling the local cuisine we both got a touch of Anatolian Arse at exactly the same time.It was a sprint to get to the hotel room loo first and being a gentleman i did the decent thing and let her go first.In her haste to get started she left the bathroom door open and,as i couldn't possibly wait any longer,in i went,pulled my shorts down and nearly filled the sink. 8)
Luckily she saw the funny side but,strangely enough,we split up soon after returning home???????

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why is this my favourite thread ever... Image


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Because you're a closet coprophaeliac? :puker:


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Because you're a closet coprophaeliac? :puker:


He's not in the closet,he's out and proud like the rest of us :D
You must admit Maggie,you can't help reading this thread. :wink:

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It's either that or print it off and leave it in the bog :D


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can i delete this thread or shall i just join in?

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Richard Hawley wrote:
can i delete this thread or shall i just join in?


Join in for me,as long as you don't shatter the Baroness' illusion that nothing less than the sun comes out of your arse. :wink: :D

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Hey! :evil: :*:

OK its true............ :oops:

I'm sure everyone will be only too happy to have Richard join in - but we must remember that whatever he says is occasionally repeated elsewhere-

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:*: :*: :*:

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Little Dickie wrote:
In her haste to get started she left the bathroom door open and,as i couldn't possibly wait any longer,in i went,pulled my shorts down and nearly filled the sink. 8)


I'm dissapointed that you did not fill the sink.

Have good one in Camden tho' - gig that is :wink:


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can i delete this thread or shall i just join in?





Please tell me you don't do things like go to the toilet? :*: :*:


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His arse is a perfume factory :D


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