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Author: | Mel V [ Fri May 28, 2010 1:22 pm ] |
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Josephine wrote: not again !!!!!!! i cant believe this thread has had 175 posts !!! are you all incontinent??
Yes I sneezed yesterday and wet me self thought that happens after baby born? |
Author: | cpaws [ Fri May 28, 2010 1:36 pm ] |
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Thankfully i have never shat myself, but when i went to the Gymn after having my baby and did jump jacks for the first time.. well you can imagine, a little work on the pelvic floor exercises was needed. |
Author: | MR L [ Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:56 pm ] |
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very very nearly this week. got that sickness & poos bug this week, lots of sprinting to the loo! |
Author: | Little Dickie [ Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:11 pm ] |
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Talking about sickness & poo bugs,it reminded me of a trip to Turkey many years ago with an ex girlfriend.After a few days sampling the local cuisine we both got a touch of Anatolian Arse at exactly the same time.It was a sprint to get to the hotel room loo first and being a gentleman i did the decent thing and let her go first.In her haste to get started she left the bathroom door open and,as i couldn't possibly wait any longer,in i went,pulled my shorts down and nearly filled the sink. Luckily she saw the funny side but,strangely enough,we split up soon after returning home??????? |
Author: | Gary [ Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:26 pm ] |
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why is this my favourite thread ever... |
Author: | maggie [ Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:45 pm ] |
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Because you're a closet coprophaeliac? |
Author: | Little Dickie [ Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:25 pm ] |
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maggie wrote: Because you're a closet coprophaeliac?
He's not in the closet,he's out and proud like the rest of us You must admit Maggie,you can't help reading this thread. |
Author: | maggie [ Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:53 pm ] |
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It's either that or print it off and leave it in the bog |
Author: | Richard Hawley [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:19 pm ] |
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can i delete this thread or shall i just join in? |
Author: | Little Dickie [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:26 pm ] |
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Richard Hawley wrote: can i delete this thread or shall i just join in?
Join in for me,as long as you don't shatter the Baroness' illusion that nothing less than the sun comes out of your arse. |
Author: | The Baroness [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:30 pm ] |
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Hey! OK its true............ I'm sure everyone will be only too happy to have Richard join in - but we must remember that whatever he says is occasionally repeated elsewhere- |
Author: | Little Dickie [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:31 pm ] |
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Author: | Poppy Dog [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:29 pm ] |
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Little Dickie wrote: In her haste to get started she left the bathroom door open and,as i couldn't possibly wait any longer,in i went,pulled my shorts down and nearly filled the sink.
I'm dissapointed that you did not fill the sink. Have good one in Camden tho' - gig that is |
Author: | Mel V [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:53 pm ] |
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Richard Hawley wrote: can i delete this thread or shall i just join in?
Please tell me you don't do things like go to the toilet? |
Author: | maggie [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:24 pm ] |
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His arse is a perfume factory |
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