Richard Hawley wrote:
fuck off cock end
Re a previous entry about my mum's election day tradition, I may adopt this phrase as my family's new polling day greeting to Tory candidates asking for my voter number. Feel it has the necessary weight and gravitas, clearly shows my intent, and has sufficient shock value to ensure no further conversation takes place.
Also, as the polling station is at my sons' school, it will serve a double purpose, ensuring I don't get invited to potentially tedious social events like PTA coffee mornings, Virgin Vie make over sessions or endless children's birthday parties.
Will discuss it with my mother, who has a set of tight rules as to what swearing is appropriate in what circumstance (ie she calls the kids little buggers but would never tell them to fuck off) and let you know.
Lastly, can I say that I have never heard the expression in my life (must be a Northern thang) – down Saff, our worst swear words mostly involve women's genitalia – but it is quite poetic nonetheless. Would approve of its use for a future album title although might finish off any fledgling career on Radio Two.