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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:17 pm 
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Never broken bones........and managed to have both babies with the help of the wonderful pethedine - so have to go with toothache from infection in the gum when I had a tooth out...and abcesses in both ears ...always in the middle of the night .... you cry and roll on the floor in front of the fire until the pain builds up and up and then the relief when it bursts........then the other one does the same........ :cry: :cry:




I can totally symphathise with the ear pain had trouble with my ears since I was a baby and it's a nightmare the pain is unbearable :cry:


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i've thought about this long and hard and it was probably when i accidently spilt hydrogen peroxide on my bell end and it started fizzing.

don't ask.


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im asking :D


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no :oops:


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Aw go on


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nooooooo :oops:


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dying his pubes? had they gone prematurely grey?

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Ok. see if I care. :evil:


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much easier to buy a mirkin.


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god man.... i had a cut on me shoulder from carrying pipes, so some smartarse said oooo get some hydrogen peroxide to take any infection out, so i come out of the shower, was just about to dab some on and the bottle went over.. it was like someone had put a clippy peg on the end of me knob. :cry:

i had to wash mr. wiggly in the sink for ages before it stopped fizzing and went back to his natural colour. :?


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a likely story........ :wink:

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Well it took a lot of persuading to make you cough!!! :*: :*: seriously, that must have knacked....when i was a bairn i used to buy peroxide and brush it through the front of my hair to make it go blonde....very fetching with my sta prest and crombie....as I remember it made the ends of my fingers go numb and white :shock:


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winner...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Hate to see what she'd be like if she DID consider herself a violent person.


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apologies... I don't come in for ages, then only think of you lot when I read of someone having a nad ripped off. there's gotta be some hidden meaning there.

I generally only come in to read the obituraries.


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Blimey she must have been strong! ripping a testicle off with her bare hands. Mind you noticed proceedings were in Liverpool... those scousers!
Imagine giving it back....... there you go love this belongs to you. Oooooo

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