This is a thread for all the dumb shit you did today. I'll start:
--accidentally set my birdfeeder on fire (don't ask); no birds, or feed for that matter, were harmed as a result of this particular dumb shit
--this was technically yesterday: sweet skatepark session with my 40something lady crew ended in disaster when, after managing a few complicated tricks I hadn't pulled off for some time, I triumphantly tripped over literally nothing, went headfirst into a flagpole, and was pointed and laughed at by a clump of 12-year-olds, screaming "hey grandma don't break a hip"
--took out part of a flower bed running away from a wasp THAT HAD STOPPED CHASING ME. *why* *how*