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chris bartley

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:35 pm

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Walked passed WH Smiths at dinner time. Clarkson, Chris Moyles, Jamie Oliver..............why are we inundated with tossers who write autobiographies? (actually they might not be autobiograhies......just saw their pictures and got carried away I'm afraid)

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the boy hoy

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:13 pm

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thing is some fuckers are buying it, i don't need to read moyles' to know he eats loads a pies and talks loads a shit, wouldn't suprise me if the cunt sucks his own cock an all.

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:48 am

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the boy hoy wrote:

thing is some fuckers are buying it, i don't need to read moyles' to know he eats loads a pies and talks loads a shit, wouldn't suprise me if the cunt sucks his own cock an all.

C'mon, Hoy! How the fook is he going to get his gob past that gargantuan belly down to his 1.75in pensioner's leg FFS!!??

Also, what you said......a sad indictment of the world we live in that clearly there are enough cocks buying this stuff to persuade the publishing companies that they can make money out of them. At least if you buy Nigella, you get some decent recipes, can drool over the food pics and knock one out occasionally over the pics of her :shock:

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the boy hoy

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:11 am

Gimmie 6 !

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carefully not to add "winners sause" to any recipes!!

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:41 am

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Coming out in time for Christmas, "Lewis Hamilton - My Story So Far".
He'll be 23 in January and the story seems to be: Got in a kart, could drive fast, got bigger and faster cars, will write the final chapter on Monday!

I enjoy Formula1 and think some of Lewis' interviews may be worth collecting and putting into print but an autobiography -NO!!!

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Dave Woodcock

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:48 am

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what about the knobheads who go on shit like Big Brother, come out and release an autobiography!? unbelievable........

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The Baroness

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:50 am

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I quite agree and most of them are only about 18............ :shock:

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Dave Woodcock

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:53 am

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not that i'm under any illusion that those mongs actually write that shite. bet most of em couldnt even spell autobiography.

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CraigA

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:04 am

I just bought WOODCOCK : The Fagan's Years from Smiths. :shock:

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Dave Woodcock

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:04 am

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it was ghostwritten by Luke.

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Luke M

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:18 am

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Dave Woodcock wrote:

it was ghostwritten by Luke.

it's all true.

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the boy hoy

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:20 am

Gimmie 6 !

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just one page with a picture of guiness on one side and cigs on the other.

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:29 am

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Brooklyn Beckham: A Bridge Too Far Headline £16.99 ISBN 0 159 65432 1 due March 2008 :roll:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/beckhambrooklynbook.html

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The Baroness

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:32 am

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You've got to be kidding! Is that real? (the link doesn't work)

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Dave Woodcock

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:40 am

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CraigA wrote:

I just bought WOODCOCK : The Fagan's Years from Smiths. :shock:

The No.1 bestseller.

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