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Author:  Dave [ Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:44 am ]
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My back went about 7 weeks ago, I've taken every tablet under the sun and now seeing a chiropractor who charges 5 bars of gold bullion per visit. She told me I've got a trapped nerve, hence the numbness in my foot. I've also developed a limp which someone commented on at work saying 'You're like you've shit your pants or just had a good bumming'!...but do I complain? No, I get on with it because I'm hard unlike the knobend at work who I had to bollock yesterday for missing 3 shifts at work without ringing in......his excuse......'err, I failed an exam and it got me down a bit'!!!!!! :roll:

Author:  CraigA [ Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:08 am ]
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Dave wrote:
I've also developed a limp


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You only need ze accent now...

Author:  Dave [ Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:14 am ]
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CraigA wrote:
Dave wrote:
I've also developed a limp


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You only need ze accent now...


Who the fuck is that supposed to be? Herr Flick?? coz that's his ugly, fat mate.....hold on.....I see a connection!! :wink:

Author:  mikey [ Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:55 am ]
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Hope the back gets better Dave, are you stooping yet? is the limp on the right or left leg?

This fella had a limp and a sore back for ages, got him right down.

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Author:  Eoin [ Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:14 pm ]
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:*: :*: :*:


sorry Dave hope you feel better soon.

Author:  catsandbooks [ Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:40 pm ]
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Dave wrote:
My back went about 7 weeks ago, I've taken every tablet under the sun and now seeing a chiropractor who charges 5 bars of gold bullion per visit. She told me I've got a trapped nerve, hence the numbness in my foot. I've also developed a limp which someone commented on at work saying 'You're like you've shit your pants or just had a good bumming'!...but do I complain? No, I get on with it because I'm hard unlike the knobend at work who I had to bollock yesterday for missing 3 shifts at work without ringing in......his excuse......'err, I failed an exam and it got me down a bit'!!!!!! :roll:


Dave, you little soldier you :wink:
Kidding aside, really sorry to hear your back's still playing up - very nasty (I had an inflamed nerve a couple of years ago and took about 3 months to sort). Try your GP again - I got referred to a physiotherapist which saved on the chiropractor costs - and there's a gel you can get I think with diclofenac (??) which is anti-inflammatory and saves you having to injest too many vile pills. Also try and get referred to any occupational health person at your work - sort out the ergonomics of chair, desk-height, keyboard/mouse. And make sure you rest!

Author:  the boy hoy [ Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:47 pm ]
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do you not have private medical insurance, i could sort something out for yer!

Good luck with it mate, my knee stopped me going for half the year, i found booze the best medicine.


Hope you feel better soon fella.

Author:  maggie [ Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:27 pm ]
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mikey wrote:
Hope the back gets better Dave, are you stooping yet? is the limp on the right or left leg?

This fella had a limp and a sore back for ages, got him right down.

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Don't know the name but the face rings a bell

Author:  maggie [ Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:28 pm ]
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Hope it improves soon Dave xxx (Your back AND my humour!!) :D

Author:  Dave [ Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:42 pm ]
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Nearly a year on from this original post, this morning I found myself in A&E after basically not being able to get out of bed, put my foot to the floor, dress myself, cough, sneeze, twitch without the feeling that I had an axe wedged in my lower spine. On finally seeing a doc they told me there wasn't a lot they could do apart from recommend I kept taking a lorryload of painkillers and anti-imflamotaries including dyhydrocodiene, diclofenic, paracetamol and diazapam!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

I feel like ..........

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Author:  The Baroness [ Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:09 pm ]
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Sorry to hear that Dave - perhaps you should look at alternative therapies - there must be something out there that can sort you out?

Author:  mylifesexample [ Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:43 pm ]
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try acupuncture...I think I might be in the same boat, I thought I'd pulled a muscle, but that was two weeks and I am still walking around like a cripple. Everybody stops feeling bad for you after 3 days and expects you to get back to lifting 50lb sack of potatoes :roll: Bastards.

Author:  Poppy Dog [ Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:50 pm ]
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Dave wrote:
They told me there wasn't a lot they could do apart from recommend I kept taking a lorryload of painkillers and anti-imflamotaries including dyhydrocodiene, diclofenic, paracetamol and diazapam!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


All at the same time - how bigs the lorry?

Dyhdrocoedine & diazapam?

I love the NHS...

Any way I can't take the p*$$ - being a decrepit 52 - I suffer from the occasional bout of gout - that requires influx of diclofenic and abstinence from alcohol - knowing my luck it'll start next Thursday night...

Author:  Longpigsdad [ Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:18 am ]
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[quote="Dave"]Nearly a year on from this original post, this morning I found myself in A&E after basically not being able to get out of bed, put my foot to the floor, dress myself, cough, sneeze, twitch without the feeling that I had an axe wedged in my lower spine. On finally seeing a doc they told me there wasn't a lot they could do apart from recommend I kept taking a lorryload of painkillers and anti-imflamotaries including dyhydrocodiene, diclofenic, paracetamol and diazapam!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

You could ask Cats to wear her "killer heels" and walk up and down your spine? Probably won't stop the pain but it would take your mind of it! :D

Author:  Dave [ Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:03 am ]
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I'll stick with the drugs thanks! :shock:

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