Richard Hawley

Now then....... I'm on the drums in this new, popular beat combo, from the hotbed of talent that is Grimsby.
If you have the time, the inclination or severe mental problems, you can like us all on facebook http://www.facebook.com/theseaside there's a shambolic video, and a few things to look at.
That is all
Cheers
Alf

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There was a band from sheff called the seaside

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now,then!

You could've kept that under yer 'at boss! Am I to expect a lawsuit soon?
It was the best I could come up with.......rejected ones included Sent From Hellens, The Larikins and Ten-Bob Swerver.

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Alf, If they sue you you can counter-sue them under the trades descriptions act--I've just checked the map, and consulted a geography expert and have found that Sheffield can in no way be considered anywhere near the 'seaside' whereas Grimsby...

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If nothing else, I have geography on my side....

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Sounds like the first line of a limerick

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The heartbeat doesn't change, only the faces surrounding it.

They have long since disbanded they took their name from Treebound Story EP I seem to remember we had A side.......B side........sea side

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as an aside, is Deeside beside the seaside?

Sort of if Deeside were a recording it would be on the CD side.

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Healthy appearing decrepit 56 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

If you recorded it in Newcastle would it be on the Teeside?

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reminds of this poem by George Ponting called The Sleeping Bag- about antarctic explorers-

‘On the outside grows the furside, on the inside grows the skinside; So the furside is the outside, and the skinside is the inside. As the skinside is the inside and the furside is the outside; One Side likes the skinside inside, and the furside on the outside. Others like the skinside outside and the furside on the inside; As the skinside is the hardside and the furside is the soft side. If you turn the SKINSIDE outside, thinking you will side with THAT side, then the soft side, furside's inside, which some argue is the wrong side. If you turn the FURSIDE outside, as you... say it GROWS on that side, then your outside's next to the skinside, which for comfort's not the right side. For the skinside is the cold side, and your outside's not your warm side, and two cold sides coming side-by-side are not right sides one Side decides. If you decide to side with THAT Side, turn the outside, furside inside; Then the hard side, cold side, skinside's, beyond all question, INSIDE-OUTSIDE’

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The sound of loneliness makes me happier

an excuse to give this old joke another airing:

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking
a stroll down his local high street.

As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye.
'Just Released - New LP -Wasps of Europe & the sounds that they make -
available now!'

Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.

'I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make.
I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the
window.'

'Certainly, Sir,' says the young man behind the counter. 'If you'd like to
step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you.'

The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the
earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, 'I am
the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I
recognised none of those.'

'I'm sorry Sir', says the young assistant. 'If you'd care to step into the
booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes.'

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back
into the booth and replaces the headphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. 'I don't
understand it', he says, 'I am the world expert on European wasps and the
sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!'

'I'm terribly sorry, Sir' says the young man, 'perhaps if you'd like to step
into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes.'

Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make
steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly
agitated.

'I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and
yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP.'

'I really am terribly sorry', says the young assistant,



'I've just realised I was playing you the bee side.'

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ooh tough crowd


play me off johnny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoC7kuFV3oY

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sadtrombone has taken over my internet life

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