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Author:  Eoin [ Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:38 pm ]
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yeah, I love France as a whole though its got everything really, down south round that cote d'azur is by far the most relaxing though I love it a week there is a super way to unwind. Roll on September.
Author:  Dave [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:06 pm ]
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Right then, me and C3P0 are off to France this afters. Could someone pop round and feed Craig on Friday and Monday. He likes raw mince, mushy peas and Banofee pie. Dont let the smell bother you too much and the chain only stretches 2ft!

Au revoir, mes amis! Ne les pas le chat faire du vomir dans tous culotte!! :wink:
Author:  Eoin [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:09 pm ]
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T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts! :wink:
Author:  The Baroness [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:21 pm ]
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Have a great time both of you! :D
Author:  Dave [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:21 pm ]
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Monsieur, vous puer de vieilles chaussures et chèvres putréfiées! :D
Author:  Dave [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:25 pm ]
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The Baroness wrote:
Have a great time both of you! :D


Baronne, séjour hors de Hawley' ; casier de s. Dites Craig que vous voulez frotter son derrière avec du beurre et le lécher au loin.
Author:  The Baroness [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:28 pm ]
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Well the translation I got is -

"Baroness, stay out of Hawley' ; rack of S. Dites Craig which you want to rub its behind with butter and to lick it with far."

:shock: :shock:

What on earth are you trying to say there? :shock: :*:
Author:  The Baroness [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:30 pm ]
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Ah, the next translation is "stay out of Hawley's bins".

Now that does make sense - although I wouldn't spoil my marigolds with the contents of ANYBODY's bin! :*:

Still not sure about the second bit although the words Craig and rubbing his behind really shouldn't go in the same sentence :shock:
Author:  Coolfrog [ Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:40 am ]
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fucking hell, even in french, Dave takes no prisoners.
(a rim job is called "feuille de rose", rose leaf, by the way)

bonnes vacances, enfoirés!
Author:  Richard Hawley [ Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:09 am ]
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so nice to know those things for my next french trip........ah Dave.......our cultural ambassador leaves once again to extol the virtue's of Sheffield and England to the wonderful french.........poor poor fuckers............enjoy your trip Dave and bring us some tabs back
Author:  Dave [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:35 pm ]
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Saluté mon amis! A quick update from the Coté D'Azure. Weather is absolutely glorious. 35 degrees and I've only managed to burn my ankles, knees and belly! The wine here is cheaper than water and the food is tres bien! Today I've been snorkeling here........
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a little place near Cannes called Theoule Sur Mer....fucking gorgeous! Will bring you back some gaspers no problem H.

Has anyone been round to feed Craig yet? :?
Author:  The Baroness [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:38 pm ]
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Oh my god that looks wonderful, I'm very jealous!
Author:  NickD [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:41 pm ]
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Dave's belly looks sore....................

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Author:  The Baroness [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:47 pm ]
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Urgh! :shaking:
Author:  Dave [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:48 pm ]
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Uncanny likeness that you aged bald merde!
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