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 Post subject: Advice for you older men
PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:16 am 
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Location: Fullerton, CA
Very Important To Know:

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate was for consultation with nearby mystic said to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction.

The husband went to see the man who gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' ..When you do , you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."

The man thanked the old mystic, and as he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded," but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home , showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"......and that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:22 am 
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