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Worst way to be dumped?
Face to face 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
By text 20%  20%  [ 6 ]
By email 10%  10%  [ 3 ]
By letter from the clap clinic 13%  13%  [ 4 ]
walking in on him/her shagging 20%  20%  [ 6 ]
black bagged at work 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
never been dumped, I'm great! 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Stop fucking whining Dave and move on 37%  37%  [ 11 ]
Total votes : 30
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 11:13 am 
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Following another disturbed nights sleep (and fuck me, I've had a few!) thought I'd run this little poll regarding affairs of the heart. Maybe you have an amusing or heartbreaking tale of romantic disaster.

If so, either post below or write to fucking Jeremy Kyle or bastard Tricia,
c/o, Shite Morning TV,
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Thanks for your vote Craig! :wink:

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This whole thread begs the question - is there a best way to be dumped then? :shock:


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i don't think i could deal with catching someone i love doing the mystery dance with another without kicking serious ass!

if i was dumped by email or text i would be fuck you for fucking me.
Although if i was in that situation i would probably feel different as it is impossible to predict feelings.

I was once dumped by a girlfriends mum, no i wasn't doing her too, she didn't want me seeing her daughter...... not because i am a bad boy, because they were very religious....... she wasn't!!!!

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I was madly in love....it was Valentines Day, he gave me two cards professing his undying love, we had nice Sunday afternoon under the blankets and then he dumped me...not only that, he then asked me to drive him home which was an hours drive away, and soft tit that I was, I did...of course I am older and wiser, so I would have kicked is arse out and told him to walk back.
Anyway he came to his senses a few months later and begged me to take him back :twisted: Oh I made him suffer for a while naturally...we have been together 15 years now...he's still paying.

I don't know what black bagged at work means :? Sound kinky though.

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The Baroness wrote:
This whole thread begs the question - is there a best way to be dumped then? :shock:


Not so much the how but the why that's usually the hurtful bit. I've always done the face to face if I've had the option. I know when I've been dumped by dust clouds from departing beau - I'm rather effective at channeling quiet controlled fury into uncomfortable questioning. I have appalling taste in men and find being dumped by someone with 'tosser' tattooed on their forehead particularly hurtful.

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I have been dumped once by phone, once face to face and once by finding out she was shagging someone else. One said I was too quiet (after I caught her kissing someone else on valentine's day and forgave her.. silly twat), another just wasn't ready for a relationship and the third... well I guess the third speaks for itself really.

On the other side of the coin I have dumped once by text, and once by phone. Neither situation was a serious relationship and they were many years ago. I remember the first one was out of sheer embarrassment after she was very drunk in front of my family and had to be carried home after being sick everywhere, and the second called me a weird pet name like "chicken" which freaked me out.

Oh, how your priorities change as you get older. :*:

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mylifesexample wrote:
I don't know what black bagged at work means :? Sound kinky though.


There was a prong I worked with who'd been doing the dirty on his girlfriend who also worked at the same place. She stuffed all his gear in black bags, marched up to his desk at work and dumped them infront of him in full view of the bosses!!

That's being 'black bagged'! :wink:

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i recently dumped someone on the phone, but only cause he was doing the classic thing that blokes do of treating you like shit so you dump them first

not that arsed about it now, but i'm pissed off he didn't want me!!

saw him the other day for the first time, he was looking really good and i was looking rubbish.

oh well.


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i've been the "dumpee" a few times, fact is though over the last few months I have resolved to sort my life out, stop thinking, dreaming and crying about bloody bloody women who only leave me heartbroken - and am starting to think good about myself and fuck what everyone else thinks, no more bloody women ruining or ruling my life, it is too bloody short - the beatles said all you need is love, they are wrong, i fucking HATE love :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: i hate hate hate hate hate love because in my experience it has never been a good thing, all i personally need is booze, cigarettes and my mates, i'm just pissed off that it has taken me a year to realise this :roll: but better late than never :D 8) :twisted:

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all i personally need is booze, cigarettes and my mates

...and a good duty mag!


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no, i see where you are coming from, luke.
i remember your "unrequited love" thread a while back.
There you go, you live and learn, but remember making love is the beautifullest thing on earth and it takes two to tango....
it s a give and take.
the trick is not to end up pussy whipped.

and careful!!! with those thoughts and your great tache, you are on a slippery slope :wink:


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With that 'tache Luke, have you thought about boys? :wink:

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christina wrote:
cause he was doing the classic thing that blokes do of treating you like shit so you dump them first



hmmm. that sounds familiar :roll:

technically speakin ive never been dumped (yet) but i think that's even worse.

spineless bastards.


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sunflower wrote:
christina wrote:
cause he was doing the classic thing that blokes do of treating you like shit so you dump them first



hmmm. that sounds familiar :roll:

technically speakin ive never been dumped (yet) but i think that's even worse.

spineless bastards.


Oh dear........... thereby lies the explanation for the paper bag?? :wink: :?


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