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ah bum. too easy. but you have to ask them which door would the other guard say leads to freedom, and the one they say is the one that leads to death. so you go through the other one.


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the boy hoy wrote:
the first question should have been....

how do you keep an idiot in suspence?


:*: yeah but i bet dave told you!


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Widnesboy wrote:
its bloody obvious innit.

Some bloke she didn't know turned up at her mothers funeral. So she topped her sister to see if he'd turn up again at her funeral.


spoilsport :tongue:


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Widnesboy wrote:
its bloody obvious innit.

Some bloke she didn't know turned up at her mothers funeral. So she topped her sister to see if he'd turn up again at her funeral.


spoilsport :tongue:


So I could have sort of been right with my 'death' metaphor? :roll:

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:*: Kind of. Whereas I was perfectly logical but completely wrong. Which of us is more of a lateral thinker, in that case? :?

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catsandbooks wrote:

So I could have sort of been right with my 'death' metaphor? :roll:



errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........no.

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to be honest though, she'd had been better off killing her father than her sister, (assuming he was still alive), as its more likely that the guy may have turned up, as he may have known the parents rather than the other sister.

does this make me a psychonaut?


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I'm very disappointed with the answer. I spent ages racking my brains trying to work it out. :evil: Why didn't she just ask her sister if she knew who he was? If her sister didn't know him (and as Widnesboy said, it's quite likely the man would have known the parents but not the daughters) she could have asked the other people who were at the funeral....or asked the funeral director for a list of people who had sent flowers or made donations....or gone back to the place where the funeral was held in case he was employed there....or....
....maybe I'm just being too logical. I guess it proves I'm not a psychopath, which is some consolation
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I think thats the point here moony. This is a test to determine psychopathic rather than rational thought. Someone who would think nothing of committing such an act for personal gain or gratification without remorse or forethought.

For instance, lets say Craig said something rude and offensive on the forums... a psychopath might drive to sheffield and start indiscriminantly axing all fat ginger yorkshiremen, knowing that they'd eventually get lucky. :twisted:

Please... no pushing there... form an orderly queue.... no thats Geoffrey boycott, he's not ginger... oh,... I see your point... carry on.


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For instance, lets say Craig said something rude and offensive on the forums... a psychopath might drive to sheffield and start indiscriminantly axing all fat ginger yorkshiremen, knowing that they'd eventually get lucky. :twisted:

Please... no pushing there... form an orderly queue.... no thats Geoffrey boycott, he's not ginger... oh,... I see your point... carry on.


Unfortunatly i'm currently too busy drowning puppies and wife beating to be spending any time insulting you black pudding bending tosspots from the wrong side of the hill.


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CraigA wrote:
wife beating


:shock:

yer mean there's a mrs craig?

:shock:


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I feel indebted to warn you at this point that I am a grand master of ecky thump. So tread carefully.


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CraigA wrote:
Widnesboy wrote:
For instance, lets say Craig said something rude and offensive on the forums... a psychopath might drive to sheffield and start indiscriminantly axing all fat ginger yorkshiremen, knowing that they'd eventually get lucky. :twisted:

Please... no pushing there... form an orderly queue.... no thats Geoffrey boycott, he's not ginger... oh,... I see your point... carry on.


Unfortunatly i'm currently too busy drowning puppies and wife beating to be spending any time insulting you black pudding bending tosspots from the wrong side of the hill.


Craig, even I wouldn't believe that of you .... :roll: :roll: ... cats, yes, puppies, no. :?

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CraigA wrote:
Widnesboy wrote:
For instance, lets say Craig said something rude and offensive on the forums... a psychopath might drive to sheffield and start indiscriminantly axing all fat ginger yorkshiremen, knowing that they'd eventually get lucky. :twisted:

Please... no pushing there... form an orderly queue.... no thats Geoffrey boycott, he's not ginger... oh,... I see your point... carry on.


Unfortunatly i'm currently too busy drowning puppies and wife beating to be spending any time insulting you black pudding bending tosspots from the wrong side of the hill.


Craig, even I wouldn't believe that of you .... :roll: :roll: ... cats, yes, puppies, no. :?


I wouldn't drown a cat. I find wringing their necks much more satisfying.


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you havent answered me question.


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