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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 6:38 pm 
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How the fuck is everyone? Belated birthday greetings to Maggie and Eoin and anyone else who's birthday has passed in the last 2 years. If you're new round here I'm The Dave, I used to be someone round here funnier than Craig, sexier than Eoin and snappier dressed than Hawley.
Unfortunately I went mad and went to Peru to marry a juggler called Perez Hachachacha. It didn't work out as I had an affair with a 3 legged mountain goat called Colin.
Just to let you know I'm still alive, still taking the tablets and talking huge hairy bollocks.
Take care you sausage knockers and remember....don't feed Craig Doritos after 8pm and keep him away from baboons and raw onion!
..> ..> :D

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:30 pm 
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Dave wrote:
How the fuck is everyone? Belated birthday greetings to Maggie and Eoin and anyone else who's birthday has passed in the last 2 years. If you're new round here I'm The Dave, I used to be someone round here funnier than Craig, sexier than Eoin and snappier dressed than Hawley.
Unfortunately I went mad and went to Peru to marry a juggler called Perez Hachachacha. It didn't work out as I had an affair with a 3 legged mountain goat called Colin.
Just to let you know I'm still alive, still taking the tablets and talking huge hairy bollocks.
Take care you sausage knockers and remember....don't feed Craig Doritos after 8pm and keep him away from baboons and raw onion!
..> ..> :D


It's like you've never been away. :wink: Don't know if replying to this thread makes me a 'knobette' but welcome back...i think!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:58 pm 
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I don't get on here much these days, but I received a new topic notification which began "Hello Knobbers and Knobettes" .... and I just somehow knew that Dave was back!
Welcome back - hope you are well x x

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:42 am 
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Nice to see thee back ....of yer head ..>

That Colin is such a tart.


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Ey up me ode, as they say round this neck of the woods :wink:
Glad to see you on here. The level of bollocks talked has gone seriously downhill lately :D
Let the good times roll :alien:

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:47 pm 
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Where have you been Dave?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:48 pm 
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I don't come here often these days either but it's good to hear from you Dave. Long time no see. We need to do something about that. Been ages since we had a Fagan's Sunday dinner Xx


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:48 pm 
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Ey up me ode, as they say round this neck of the woods :wink:
Glad to see you on here. The level of bollocks talked has gone seriously downhill lately :D
Let the good times roll :alien:


Cheers Al, been too long mate and btw, thanks for the birthday card! Hope you're well?

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Hello, Dave... What is your opinion on the constant sexualisation of the elderly in the modern media..., a byproduct of modern life or just a recent development ? Also is it driven by those suggestive adds for weathers originals and too many reruns of Lark Rise To Candleford ? Also is your favourite colour still fuschia ? Either way hello !

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:21 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:05 am 
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Dave wrote:
loftyeric2 wrote:
Ey up me ode, as they say round this neck of the woods :wink:
Glad to see you on here. The level of bollocks talked has gone seriously downhill lately :D
Let the good times roll :alien:


Cheers Al, been too long mate and btw, thanks for the birthday card! Hope you're well?


Oh, can't complain you know :wink: Hope you had a grand birthday. Don't be a stranger 8)

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:30 am 
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Nice to see you again on here Dave :)


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:11 am 
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Fucking quiet round here these days...anyhoo
Yorkshire Lass - When you going to round up the usual suspects for a Sunday dinner??
Little Al - you still the man
Eoin - what you talking about Willis??
Maggie - Only if we use lube
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:05 am 
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Did i use this one last time? Repeated old jokes is quite fitting if i did.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:18 pm 
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I still love you Craig...not as much as you still enjoy knobbing goats...but I still love you xx

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