tommy disco wrote:
a family go on holiday to blackpool..on the first day little johnny goes for a walk with his mother along the beach.."whats that between the donkeys legs,mom?"..rather embarrased his mother says.."err,thats nothing son"
The next day johnny goes for a walk with his dad along the same stretch of beach.."see that thing between that donkeys legs dad? mom says thats nothing.." "thats the trouble with your mother,son" said his dad "she's been spoilt"
I thankyou,i'm here all week
x
do you do childrens parties?
DADDY CALLING HOME
((((RING))))
((((RING))))
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
Uncle Paul"
"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
** Brief Pause**
"Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her
head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all
scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming
pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last
week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's
dead"
**Long Pause***
***Longer Pause**
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486-5731??