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Tonto and the Lone Ranger are riding through the desert when Tonto spots 50 Indians ready to attack. "Quick run to that cave for cover", says Tonto. But the Indians have already seen them and fire their arrows. Not one hits Tonto, but all 50 hit the Lone Ranger. As he falls to the ground gasping for breath, he says to Tonto, "how come all 50 arrows hit me and not one of them hit you?". "Dunno", says Tonto, "maybe it's my aftershave, I'm wearing Aramis".


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Man comes home from pub tells wife "Just heard our window cleaner's had every woman in this street bar one" Wife says "What! Bet it's that stuck-up cow from No. 23

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This has had me crying with laughter all morning.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 105103791/

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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go to the shop and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

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A silly one from Chris Evans this morning:

What did the Zero say to the Eight?
Where did you get your belt?

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