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Little Richard's will includes an unspecified item, a toilet cleaning device and copious amounts of panda food. In other words; a wotnot, a loo-mop, a lot of bamboo

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A bloke walks in to a pub and says to the barman "I'll have a double entendre".
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Wife says to husband "i've bought some ice cream you want some"

"how hard is it" he replies

"it's as hard as your cock when you're thinking of me" she says

"aye go on then, pour me a glass" says the husband

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police are treating the death of joe frazier as suspicious. they are suspecting fowl play and are grilling george foreman


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The January Sales are a bloody joke.

Went to Boots, they dont sell boots.

Went to Currys, they dont sell curry.

Went to Selfridges, they dont sell fridges.

And that Virgin Megastore was just a massive letdown !


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My wife and kids left me because they said I spent too much time watching horse racing. I'm looking at them getting into the car right now. And...they're off!!

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Two policemen came to my door last night and holding a picture of my wife, they said: "Is this your wife, sir?"

Shocked, I answered, "Yes." They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."

I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."


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