Richard Hawley

jokes for the pissed off
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Author:  loftyeric2 [ Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: jokes for the pissed off

I know we car owners are responsible, but this is a warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends after work. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many pints and then topped it off with a couple of jaegerbombs. Not a good idea. Knowing full well I was over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before...
I left my car in town and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalizer tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise..
I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from.

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