Richard Hawley

Following the recent probing questions you've faced I'd like to ask a few of my own that your adoring fans need to know the answers to?

Do you have a garden shed and what are the dimensions?
Do you recycle your old underwear at oxfam?
Marmite......where do you stand?
If your ears fell off would you stick your specs to your head with gaffa tape?
Beef or Salmon?

and finally,the one on everyones lips (well some of your more enthusiastic fans!! )


......How big is your wanger?

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Before anybody starts commenting, I deny interest in ANY of the above questions..............

Bored Dave?????

Can I offer you a job as Admin, including the rather special position of chief spam killer??

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Come on Baroness you sent me that five page list and dared me to throw them out now and again!!! (Thanks for them ....err.....'snaps' you asked me to pass on to Richard, I just need to keep them a while longer for final checks! )

Now let the man answer!

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I'd have the job back in a flash, but only if I can have my name in gold and you and Eoin walk up and down my back in high heels!

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The gold is easily dealt with, but you have to get to London and Ireland under your own steam at your own cost - and I do have some very high heels just waiting for you!!!

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high heel sneakers?

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now,then!

Dont pussyfoot around man. Answer the questions!!!

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right bowing to unpopular demand

Do you have a garden shed and what are the dimensions?

yes,its about 100 foot high,its shed shaped,in a sheddy kind of way although its a little unsightly at the moment as my two little boys kicked the windows in on the first day of moving in with a football,their pocket money has been suspended till the day of judgement or longer.........if its next Tuesday as that isn't sufficient punishment..............i mean the second coming of the lord and the apocalypse is all well and good..............but i want them to grow up knowing right from wrong...............whatever is happening in the world at the time..........sniff.


Do you recycle your old underwear at oxfam?


no it all goes to the royal institute for the blind


Marmite......where do you stand?


love it................at the 47 bus stop.....cheeky....managed to sneak in two questions there


If your ears fell off would you stick your specs to your head with gaffa tape?


could you repeat that i can't hear you


Beef or salmon?



oh i'm a dog man deffo not keen on cats


How big is your wanger?
























well its a vinyl copy so its a twelve incher


hope that makes my adoring public happy

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now,then!

So there you have it Hawleyfans! All your questions answered in one go!! Please feel free to send your other questions on postcard to....

Craig A,
Grumpy Gables,
Hairytown,
France.

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oh my days

Only important question in there was 'marmite'.

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The way your face could light the bitter dark of every street
In every town I'll ever go

Hey - that reminds me .... the allotment! what happened to the allotment? Have you still got it? Did you grow anything this year?

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I thought Mr H handled his wanger question very well.

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Jean Oeufs Nouveaux pretentious? I think not.

i think you just might find the baroness riding round sheffield on the 47 tomorrow looking for you mate!

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