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:? why? why? why?



..... :roll: ... I'm mean who would want to buy one .... and why? It's not something you could exactly put on the mantelpiece is it?! :roll: Is it? :?


They have a 2000 year old human turd on display at the Jorvik Museum in York. Everybody needs a hobby.


That's a bit different ... though not sure why they need to display it .... you can tell a lot about diet and stuff from 2000 year old faeces .... :roll: ... I don't think I want to think about this any longer. It's all a bit :?


Haven't checked it out too closely, but you can pretty well guarantee it will have some sweetcorn sticking out of it.

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Haven't checked it out too closely, but you can pretty well guarantee it will have some sweetcorn sticking out of it.

And there was me apologising in case I'd stooped too low by mentioning celeb shitties. :roll: :*:

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Haven't checked it out too closely, but you can pretty well guarantee it will have some sweetcorn sticking out of it.

And there was me apologising in case I'd stooped too low by mentioning celeb shitties. :roll: :*:


You are new around here. You will learn that the concept "too low" is an alien one on here.

At one time I did actually used to wonder exactly how low Dave could get. And then I saw him with next door's chihuaha. :shock:

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the taxidermist did a good job though eh?

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it gets pretty low here if it was a limbo dancer this forums arse would acrape the floor

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NickD wrote:
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Haven't checked it out too closely, but you can pretty well guarantee it will have some sweetcorn sticking out of it.

And there was me apologising in case I'd stooped too low by mentioning celeb shitties. :roll: :*:


You are new around here. You will learn that the concept "too low" is an alien one on here.

At one time I did actually used to wonder exactly how low Dave could get. And then I saw him with next door's chihuaha. :shock:

It's a great forum. A wonderful waste of time. I can't wait for the Christmas special featuring the Top 100 Posts of 2008.

Thanks for the advice, Nick. I'll brace myself. As Kenny Everett didn't say 'It's all done in the worst possible taste?' :wink:

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the taxidermist did a good job though eh?


He had to do a bloody good job given what he had left to work with after Dave had finished with it. :shock:

Shocking waste of good gaffa tape, that little episode was. :evil:

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nICK..YOU ARE AS FUNNY AS FUCK anD i'm Pleased YouARE posting more Again..


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i remember some years ago in the states some guy was banged up for selling Elvis shit but he wasn't put away for that he was put away for fraud :shock:

Real Elvis shit is those plates in TV times :roll:


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NickD wrote:
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the taxidermist did a good job though eh?


He had to do a bloody good job given what he had left to work with after Dave had finished with it. :shock:

Shocking waste of good gaffa tape, that little episode was. :evil:

Pass me another, this one's split...

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Richard Hawley wrote:
it gets pretty low here if it was a limbo dancer this forums arse would acrape the floor

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i won't put this one up you can look at your leisure/peril
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/ ... 7/280aedde

No wonder that link was blocked when I clicked on at work. Somewhere to park me scooter? :shock:

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thats why i didn't post it :shock:

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WATCH OUT FOR THE POOPARAZZI

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These are people who urinate on the street, who do coke at their banquettes. They think they’re above it all. They’re not keen on whatcha call, ‘bathroom etiquette,’ like flushing and whatnot,” said pooparazzo Angie Lampher, adding “Stars think their shit don’t stink. I’m here to prove them wrong.”

A Los Angeles nutritionist, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said that the shape and firmness of the stool can tell a lot about the dietary habits of celebrities. “Is Britney getting enough roughage? just consult her bowel movements. What’s the health impact of what stars eat? I think there are lessons to be learned.”

Do you really want to find out more...?

http://ephemerist.wordpress.com/2007/10 ... ooparazzi/

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One lump or two????? :*: :*: :roll:

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