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JohnnyNewEggs
 Post subject: Porn star name?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:50 pm 
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Radio listeners were today asked to ring in with their 'porn star names.' It's what you do over the cheese and biscuits at dinner parties before the swinging gets underway....the name of your first pet combined with your mother's maiden name?

I'm a relatively dull 'Kelly Westwood' while Mrs New Eggs is a slightly more tantalising 'Dusty Usher.'

A friend of ours is the unfortunate 'Captain Bent,' especially as he's married with two kids!! :shock:

What's yours, big boy?

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Oh dear.

Ziggy Pratt :roll:

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DisneyTime wrote:
Oh dear.

Ziggy Pratt :roll:



No its great............
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One of my friends would be Buffy McKee... Good Scottish porn star name.

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I'm quite happy to masquerade under the name...


Caesar O'Riordan



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Sandy Powell, a smight more interesting than my own name i concur, But not porn star material, maybe a knitting pattern star? :D :D

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Harper Pickford - sounds more like a publishing company.
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Takemeanywhere wrote:
Harper Pickford - sounds more like a publishing company.

Takemeanywhere is a better porn name!!? :wink:

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Bruce Myers - sounds like a right stud :D
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Tommy Sanderson.

Ah, who needs the name - I've got the tash for it :D :*:

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JohnnyNewEggs wrote:
Takemeanywhere wrote:
Harper Pickford - sounds more like a publishing company.

Takemeanywhere is a better porn name!!? :wink:


Do you not think it sounds slightly desperate? Which fits me perfectly :*:
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Takemeanywhere wrote:
JohnnyNewEggs wrote:
Takemeanywhere wrote:
Harper Pickford - sounds more like a publishing company.

Takemeanywhere is a better porn name!!? :wink:


Do you not think it sounds slightly desperate? Which fits me perfectly :*:

I think that's the idea - that's why I got out of porn and took up the priesthood. :roll:

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thumper nuttall. :shock:

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