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I have personally used 1 part of Hendos with 4 parts gear oil to free-off siezed bolts...

You can also use on your Fray Bentos pie to make it taste better!

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Big Simon wrote:
I have personally used 1 part of Hendos with 4 parts gear oil to free-off siezed bolts...

You can also use on your Fray Bentos pie to make it taste better!

:D


the multi purpose condiment of choice, I now see above all why Hendos is King !

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On one of my Amazon expeditions I once lay naked in a clearing in a rain forest (apart from a bush hat for camoflauge). I smeared Hendos on my bollocks to attract pygmies with blow darts, and it worked. Some of them still write to me.

Truly awesome sttuff. 8)

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NickD wrote:
On one of my Amazon expeditions I once lay naked in a clearing in a rain forest (apart from a bush hat for camoflauge). I smeared Hendos on my bollocks to attract pygmies with blow darts, and it worked. Some of them still write to me.

Truly awesome sttuff. 8)



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On more than one occasion I have seen dead tropical fish revived with two drops of Henderson's Relish in their aquarium :!:

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NickD wrote:
On one of my Amazon expeditions I once lay naked in a clearing in a rain forest (apart from a bush hat for camoflauge). I smeared Hendos on my bollocks to attract pygmies with blow darts, and it worked. Some of them still write to me.

Truly awesome sttuff. 8)


I must try that next time I go shopping on the internet too.


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Big Simon wrote:
On more than one occasion I have seen dead tropical fish revived with two drops of Henderson's Relish in their aquarium :!:


have we met ?

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Big Simon wrote:
You can also use on your Fray Bentos pie to make it taste better!

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It's fucking miracle juice if it makes a Fray Bentos taste better!!! :shock:

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NickD wrote:
On one of my Amazon expeditions I once lay naked in a clearing in a rain forest (apart from a bush hat for camoflauge). I smeared Hendos on my bollocks to attract pygmies with blow darts, and it worked. Some of them still write to me.

Truly awesome sttuff. 8)


http://www.amazon.co.uk

You're a man of true virtuality, Nick! :*:

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NickD wrote:
On one of my Amazon expeditions I once lay naked in a clearing in a rain forest (apart from a bush hat for camoflauge). I smeared Hendos on my bollocks to attract pygmies with blow darts, and it worked. Some of them still write to me.

Truly awesome sttuff. 8)


Regular doses of Henderson's Relish will make a man's semen taste particularly palatable (especially to Sheffield girls!).

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Hederson's Gentlemans Relish.......that's got a certain ring to it! :wink:

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mmm...bit too much salt.


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Hederson's Gentlemans Relish.......that's got a certain ring to it! :wink:


Excellent for ring problems too. It can be used to reduce the size of arse-grapes allowing their easy and painless (its a local anaesthetic too you know?) re-insertion into the rectum.....

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Big Simon wrote:
NickD wrote:
On one of my Amazon expeditions I once lay naked in a clearing in a rain forest (apart from a bush hat for camoflauge). I smeared Hendos on my bollocks to attract pygmies with blow darts, and it worked. Some of them still write to me.

Truly awesome sttuff. 8)


Regular doses of Henderson's Relish will make a man's semen taste particularly palatable (especially to Sheffield girls!).


And not just for the girls.

Cracking one off over your meat & potato pie is a rare culinary experience.

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Excellent for ring problems too. It can be used to reduce the size of arse-grapes allowing their easy and painless (its a local anaesthetic too you know?) re-insertion into the rectum.....


To the kitchen with haste then for me!! ......at last, blessed relief!!! :Hoorah

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