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Henderson's Relish
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Author:  Big Simon [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:20 am ]
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I have personally used 1 part of Hendos with 4 parts gear oil to free-off siezed bolts...

You can also use on your Fray Bentos pie to make it taste better!

:D

Author:  Eoin [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:22 am ]
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Big Simon wrote:
I have personally used 1 part of Hendos with 4 parts gear oil to free-off siezed bolts...

You can also use on your Fray Bentos pie to make it taste better!

:D


the multi purpose condiment of choice, I now see above all why Hendos is King !

Author:  NickD [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:30 am ]
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On one of my Amazon expeditions I once lay naked in a clearing in a rain forest (apart from a bush hat for camoflauge). I smeared Hendos on my bollocks to attract pygmies with blow darts, and it worked. Some of them still write to me.

Truly awesome sttuff. 8)

Author:  Eoin [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:32 am ]
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NickD wrote:
On one of my Amazon expeditions I once lay naked in a clearing in a rain forest (apart from a bush hat for camoflauge). I smeared Hendos on my bollocks to attract pygmies with blow darts, and it worked. Some of them still write to me.

Truly awesome sttuff. 8)



:*: :*: :*: :*: :*: :*: :*: :*:

I have spat beer all over my keyboard you cnut !

Author:  Big Simon [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:33 am ]
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On more than one occasion I have seen dead tropical fish revived with two drops of Henderson's Relish in their aquarium :!:

Author:  Michelvis [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:33 am ]
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NickD wrote:
On one of my Amazon expeditions I once lay naked in a clearing in a rain forest (apart from a bush hat for camoflauge). I smeared Hendos on my bollocks to attract pygmies with blow darts, and it worked. Some of them still write to me.

Truly awesome sttuff. 8)


I must try that next time I go shopping on the internet too.

Author:  Eoin [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:34 am ]
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Big Simon wrote:
On more than one occasion I have seen dead tropical fish revived with two drops of Henderson's Relish in their aquarium :!:


have we met ?

Author:  Dave [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:35 am ]
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Big Simon wrote:
You can also use on your Fray Bentos pie to make it taste better!

:D


It's fucking miracle juice if it makes a Fray Bentos taste better!!! :shock:

Author:  Ignatz Wrobel [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:35 am ]
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NickD wrote:
On one of my Amazon expeditions I once lay naked in a clearing in a rain forest (apart from a bush hat for camoflauge). I smeared Hendos on my bollocks to attract pygmies with blow darts, and it worked. Some of them still write to me.

Truly awesome sttuff. 8)


http://www.amazon.co.uk

You're a man of true virtuality, Nick! :*:

Author:  Big Simon [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:35 am ]
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NickD wrote:
On one of my Amazon expeditions I once lay naked in a clearing in a rain forest (apart from a bush hat for camoflauge). I smeared Hendos on my bollocks to attract pygmies with blow darts, and it worked. Some of them still write to me.

Truly awesome sttuff. 8)


Regular doses of Henderson's Relish will make a man's semen taste particularly palatable (especially to Sheffield girls!).

Author:  Dave [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:37 am ]
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Hederson's Gentlemans Relish.......that's got a certain ring to it! :wink:

Author:  Michelvis [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:37 am ]
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mmm...bit too much salt.

Author:  Big Simon [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:40 am ]
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Dave wrote:
Hederson's Gentlemans Relish.......that's got a certain ring to it! :wink:


Excellent for ring problems too. It can be used to reduce the size of arse-grapes allowing their easy and painless (its a local anaesthetic too you know?) re-insertion into the rectum.....

Author:  NickD [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:42 am ]
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Big Simon wrote:
NickD wrote:
On one of my Amazon expeditions I once lay naked in a clearing in a rain forest (apart from a bush hat for camoflauge). I smeared Hendos on my bollocks to attract pygmies with blow darts, and it worked. Some of them still write to me.

Truly awesome sttuff. 8)


Regular doses of Henderson's Relish will make a man's semen taste particularly palatable (especially to Sheffield girls!).


And not just for the girls.

Cracking one off over your meat & potato pie is a rare culinary experience.

Author:  Dave [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:42 am ]
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Big Simon wrote:
Excellent for ring problems too. It can be used to reduce the size of arse-grapes allowing their easy and painless (its a local anaesthetic too you know?) re-insertion into the rectum.....


To the kitchen with haste then for me!! ......at last, blessed relief!!! :Hoorah

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