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Hederson's Gentlemans Relish.......that's got a certain ring to it! :wink:


Excellent for ring problems too. It can be used to reduce the size of arse-grapes allowing their easy and painless (its a local anaesthetic too you know?) re-insertion into the rectum.....


This one's also verrrrrrry spicey:
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Ignatz Wrobel wrote:
Big Simon wrote:
Dave wrote:
Hederson's Gentlemans Relish.......that's got a certain ring to it! :wink:


Excellent for ring problems too. It can be used to reduce the size of arse-grapes allowing their easy and painless (its a local anaesthetic too you know?) re-insertion into the rectum.....


This one's also verrrrrrry spicey:
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Excellent! But can you put it on your chips; or do you stick it straight up yer chuff?

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Big Simon wrote:
Ignatz Wrobel wrote:
Big Simon wrote:
Dave wrote:
Hederson's Gentlemans Relish.......that's got a certain ring to it! :wink:


Excellent for ring problems too. It can be used to reduce the size of arse-grapes allowing their easy and painless (its a local anaesthetic too you know?) re-insertion into the rectum.....


This one's also verrrrrrry spicey:
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Excellent! But can you put it on your chips; or do you stick it straight up yer chuff?


Both - but the chips go up the chuff first.

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this thread makes me think of japanese flags


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The forthcoming Christmas dinner has brought about a lot of soul-searching on my part.....

Is there really a place at the Christmas dinner table for Henderson's Relish...


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Big Simon wrote:
The forthcoming Christmas dinner has brought about a lot of soul-searching on my part.....

Is there really a place at the Christmas dinner table for Henderson's Relish...


:?:


yes, pride of place at centre of table 8)

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oh yes mate deffo


Richard, Im putting some in the gravy and the stuffing, cheers.


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same here kid although i must say i'm not keen on stuffing

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same here kid although i must say i'm not keen on stuffing


.....but have you tried it with Henderson's?

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same here kid although i must say i'm not keen on stuffing


That's not what you told the Gay Times.


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Henderspn's is always out of stock at Abbeydale Tesco (because they sell over 5 cases a day apparently...). It was in stock and only 86p in Handsworth ASDA though.....

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Just in case there should ever be any doubt about Richard's long-standing devotion to Sheffield's finest culinary delicacy...

The other night I was recording Treebound Story's Swimming in the Heart of Jane EP to CDR, and I noticed that the message scratched in the run-off groove of the A side (sorry, the Seaside) is...

HENDERSON'S RELISH!

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On Saturday I spotted a load of Henderson's bottles in the Beverley Morrisons!

This is the first time I've seen it on sale out here for four or five years. There used to be a market stall in Beverley where you could get it, but they stopped coming.

So...anyone else seen it in other branches of Morrisons?

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