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Author:  Ignatz Wrobel [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:51 am ]
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Big Simon wrote:
Dave wrote:
Hederson's Gentlemans Relish.......that's got a certain ring to it! :wink:


Excellent for ring problems too. It can be used to reduce the size of arse-grapes allowing their easy and painless (its a local anaesthetic too you know?) re-insertion into the rectum.....


This one's also verrrrrrry spicey:
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Author:  Big Simon [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:56 am ]
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Ignatz Wrobel wrote:
Big Simon wrote:
Dave wrote:
Hederson's Gentlemans Relish.......that's got a certain ring to it! :wink:


Excellent for ring problems too. It can be used to reduce the size of arse-grapes allowing their easy and painless (its a local anaesthetic too you know?) re-insertion into the rectum.....


This one's also verrrrrrry spicey:
Image


Excellent! But can you put it on your chips; or do you stick it straight up yer chuff?

Author:  NickD [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:57 am ]
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Big Simon wrote:
Ignatz Wrobel wrote:
Big Simon wrote:
Dave wrote:
Hederson's Gentlemans Relish.......that's got a certain ring to it! :wink:


Excellent for ring problems too. It can be used to reduce the size of arse-grapes allowing their easy and painless (its a local anaesthetic too you know?) re-insertion into the rectum.....


This one's also verrrrrrry spicey:
Image


Excellent! But can you put it on your chips; or do you stick it straight up yer chuff?


Both - but the chips go up the chuff first.

Author:  Halina [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:00 pm ]
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this thread makes me think of japanese flags

Author:  Big Simon [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:37 pm ]
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The forthcoming Christmas dinner has brought about a lot of soul-searching on my part.....

Is there really a place at the Christmas dinner table for Henderson's Relish...


:?:

Author:  Richard Hawley [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:56 pm ]
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oh yes mate deffo

Author:  Luke M [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:02 pm ]
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Big Simon wrote:
The forthcoming Christmas dinner has brought about a lot of soul-searching on my part.....

Is there really a place at the Christmas dinner table for Henderson's Relish...


:?:


yes, pride of place at centre of table 8)

Author:  Big Simon [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:36 pm ]
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Richard Hawley wrote:
oh yes mate deffo


Richard, Im putting some in the gravy and the stuffing, cheers.


Simon

Author:  Richard Hawley [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:41 pm ]
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same here kid although i must say i'm not keen on stuffing

Author:  Big Simon [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:45 pm ]
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Richard Hawley wrote:
same here kid although i must say i'm not keen on stuffing


.....but have you tried it with Henderson's?

:)

Author:  CraigA [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:59 pm ]
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Richard Hawley wrote:
same here kid although i must say i'm not keen on stuffing


That's not what you told the Gay Times.

Author:  Big Simon [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:11 pm ]
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Henderspn's is always out of stock at Abbeydale Tesco (because they sell over 5 cases a day apparently...). It was in stock and only 86p in Handsworth ASDA though.....

:)

Author:  dlgladwin [ Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:21 pm ]
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Just in case there should ever be any doubt about Richard's long-standing devotion to Sheffield's finest culinary delicacy...

The other night I was recording Treebound Story's Swimming in the Heart of Jane EP to CDR, and I noticed that the message scratched in the run-off groove of the A side (sorry, the Seaside) is...

HENDERSON'S RELISH!

Class!

Author:  Luke M [ Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:06 pm ]
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:)

Author:  dlgladwin [ Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:24 pm ]
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On Saturday I spotted a load of Henderson's bottles in the Beverley Morrisons!

This is the first time I've seen it on sale out here for four or five years. There used to be a market stall in Beverley where you could get it, but they stopped coming.

So...anyone else seen it in other branches of Morrisons?

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