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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:41 pm 
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How do you manage to score two thats......2 in a psychosemetric test???? :shock: :shock: :shock:

I think it means I'm a danger to society and should be sacked!!


.....I HATE all this American recruitment bollocks!!!

.......looks like I'll be flipping burgers at Maccy D's for the forseeable future......my life is drawing alarming parallels with the film American Beauty these days!!! :shock: :shock:

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:52 pm 
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Dave wrote:
How do you manage to score two thats......2 in a psychosemetric test???? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Dunno. Is that bad? Never had one. You did well to spell it though.

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JohnnyNewEggs wrote:
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How do you manage to score two thats......2 in a psychosemetric test???? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Dunno. Is that bad? Never had one. You did well to spell it though.


Fuck knows!

....I imagine you'll all be running for your copy of American Beauty to see what's happening in my life........Dont think i'm that keen on the ending!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

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I had to do a psychometric test. A bloke asked me how many centimetres were in a metre, I said 100 and he punched me in the face.


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You could try arguing that it is likely you have been 'misclassified'. :?

Technically there's no such thing as a 100% reliable test - arguments abound that there's as much as 30% of kids are getting the 'wrong' grade in tests and exams - there are three main threats to reliability even if the test was as close to the perfect test as possible - the administration of it (time of day, test conditions, online or paper based), how you performed on the day (if you'd taken the same test on a different day you may have done better ... your hamster might have died that morning), and the marking of the test (content and clerical errors). Even if it was yes/no answers or multiple choice there's, I reckon, the possibility of coefficiency of less than 0.8 (0.7-0.8 pretty much as good as commercially produced tests get) ... and then there's the stuff about the validity of the test anyway ... is it 'authentic'.

Anyhow, Dave, doubt that's made you feel any better ... but just develop the mantra "there is no such thing as a perfect test, I am misclassified" if it helps. Stay strong. :wink:

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my life is drawing alarming parallels with the film American Beauty these days!!! :shock: :shock:


jerkin' off in the shower the highlight of your day too?

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Failing a psychometric test just shows you think differently, and don't fit into a predetermined hole.

I'd not want to work for a company that used this sack of shit testing on prospective employees.


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I don't know what that test is either...what do normal people usually score?

Surely they will go more on job performance that a bloody test though.[/u]

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 Post subject: Re: Work
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:34 pm 
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my life is drawing alarming parallels with the film American Beauty these days!!! :shock: :shock:


Can you just post the script up then instead of us having to read another new thread every day about Dave's job/ingrowing toenail/lack of self esteem/'rash' etc?


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dave is goin to have to have his own thread like weller.


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I thought a psychosemetric test was to check that your bollocks are the same size?

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Well, that's what the nurse told me....... :D

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jeysus, the one one the ends balls look just like a babies arse!!

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mylifesexample wrote:
jeysus, the one one the ends balls look just like a babies arse!!

And he looks like he's snagged one on barbed wire. Ouch!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

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CraigA wrote:
Dave wrote:
my life is drawing alarming parallels with the film American Beauty these days!!! :shock: :shock:


Can you just post the script up then instead of us having to read another new thread every day about Dave's job/ingrowing toenail/lack of self esteem/'rash' etc?


How the fuck did you know about the rash??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Look c*nt, I have no life, I crave attention and I am a sympathy hound who wants everybody to love him and say "arrrhhh, poor Dave, he needs stroking and cuddling coz he's such a top bloke". :wink:

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:shock: :? Can you read my mind, Dave? :*: :wink:

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