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you don't have any delicate sensibilities, stop feigning offense.

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my issue is not when the seat is up, it's when it covered in urine...men need longer knobs so they don't have such trouble getting it (the wee not the nob) where it's supposed to go!

I just blame my boys for any mess. :roll:


Yeah but how do you explain piss in the sink that they can't reach?

A friend used to blame his Old English sheepdog for night-time puddles on the floor in the bedroom....until one appeared in his wife's knicker drawer. :oops:

Another friend once wandered into his sister's bedroom, lifted the lid on her record player and pissed all over her Thompson Twins album. :D

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Another friend once wandered into his sister's bedroom, lifted the lid on her record player and pissed all over her Thompson Twins album. :D


Was that intentional? :*:

Friends have told me about boyfriends/husbands who've slept-walked (or is that p-walked) to the wardrobe, opened the door and peed in it .... hasn't ever happened to me ... though I had a cat who peed on a boyfriend once ... he wasn't a cat-person.

Is it just a drunk man-thing? :roll:

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catsandbooks wrote:
JohnnyNewEggs wrote:

Another friend once wandered into his sister's bedroom, lifted the lid on her record player and pissed all over her Thompson Twins album. :D


Was that intentional? :*:

Friends have told me about boyfriends/husbands who've slept-walked (or is that p-walked) to the wardrobe, opened the door and peed in it .... hasn't ever happened to me ... though I had a cat who peed on a boyfriend once ... he wasn't a cat-person.

Is it just a drunk man-thing? :roll:


Drunken man thing I suspect, but men are canny and blame things they do on anything but themselves.

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:roll: :roll: :roll: I couldn't possibly comment. :wink:

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but men are canny and blame things they do on anything but themselves.


indeed they do :roll:


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Old English sheepdog and The Thompson Twins.... Yes, I should have explained it was a sleepwalking thing, not just piss poor pissing. D'ooooooh!

I was distracted by work at the time. Colleagues are sooooo rude.

Perhaps I should say to workpals: 'Excuse me. I'm wasting the company's time and money talking piss on a weird and wacky forum. Can you come and see me during my lunch hour please? Ta.' :shock:

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catsandbooks wrote:
Friends have told me about boyfriends/husbands who've slept-walked (or is that p-walked) to the wardrobe, opened the door and peed in it .... hasn't ever happened to me ... though I had a cat who peed on a boyfriend once ... he wasn't a cat-person.

Is it just a drunk man-thing? :roll:


That's just foul.......... the men that is!

The cat - just funny! :*: :*:


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this thread reminds me of the time my mate and I got pissed a few cans and then the whiskey came out. he was so fucked he had to be put in a taxi but he went to his old flat the one he'd moved out of the previous weekend and started banging on the door at 4 in the morning waking the new tennants up. Finally realised kinda where he was, got back to the new flat, managed to let himself in and then pissed all over the ironing his missus had been doing while we were out getting hammerd haha, great days, she still blames me for that just cause it was my whiskey :roll:

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My boss's then girlfriend was once complaining about him when he was drunk ''He missed the toilet again''. Someone else commented ''All men miss the toilet'' ''Yes...but this was poo....'' :?

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My boss's then girlfriend was once complaining about him when he was drunk ''He missed the toilet again''. Someone else commented ''All men miss the toilet'' ''Yes...but this was poo....'' :?


Noooooooooooo! :shock: :shock:

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That is just disgusting!!!! Mind you good thing to think of when you're in your appraisal and he's giving you the corporate boss type speak...................

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And then there was the incident with the croissant... :shock:

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Did you mean to start another thread there? :eh?


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