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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:54 pm 
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Prudence wrote:
I've been to quite a few of Richard's gigs, but I've not heard a joke in that vein .... do tell!


No, it might come out at a future gig so it'd spoil it - it'll sound better coming from him anyhow! :*: :wink:


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Don't even think about those idiots who pee IN the sink, rather than wash their hands there!


Hey - when you've gotta go, you've gotta go! :roll: :*:

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is that your twin?and who's the kid? :wink:


:shock:


:cry: :Oink: :cry: :Oink: :cry: :Oink: :cry: :Oink: :*:

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Prudence wrote:
Don't even think about those idiots who pee IN the sink, rather than wash their hands there!


Eugh! My grandad does that. Drunken old git. It's vile :pale: The kitchen sink, too, and I've walked in there many a time not expecting it.

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Prudence wrote:
Don't even think about those idiots who pee IN the sink, rather than wash their hands there!


Hey - when you've gotta go, you've gotta go! :roll: :*:


I have to admit i did pee in the bath once. It was empty and i washed my hands after. It was only coz i was busting and the toilet was occupied. Pee myself or go in the bath??? To me the choice was obvious... However now living in an apartment with TWO, yes i said it, two toilets i'm shall never agaon be faced with that dilema :*:

I just can't understand not washing your hands.... :roll:

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I had a mate who used to sleepwalk after a few jars and pee in other peoples wardrobes or chest of draws. Never lived with him myself thank God.


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My neighbours across the street have still got their christmas tree up, lights a blazing every night. It doesn't upset me, In fact I quite admire them..it's MARCH ffs!!

Not much that pisses me off, usually involves discourteous drivers when I do get riled...LIke when you are stuck in a thirty million mile long traffic jam and twats drive past you on the grass verge.

Also people who talk on their cell phones while they are paying for their shopping...so unbelievably rude.

If I am going to get pissed off though I usually save it for the good stuff, animal/child abuse, any kind of cruelty in general really, not picky.

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Speaking to the bank about my lost bank card when I'm tired and irritable and the person on the other end is asking me how I am, not at work today?, are you going on holiday this year? where did you go last year? How was it? Would you like a good travel insurance rate for next time or a loan for such?

"No - I would like you to sort my card out please..."

"You sound very tense Mr Saunders...."

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The Baroness wrote:
Ssshh or Richard will have to stop using that joke! :wink: :*:

Shirley Bassey? That's easily my favourite of Mr H's extensive repertoire of really shit gags. :D :wink: :D

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Luke M wrote:
Prudence wrote:
Don't even think about those idiots who pee IN the sink, rather than wash their hands there!


Hey - when you've gotta go, you've gotta go! :roll: :*:


well as long as you lift up the plates and dishes out the way whats the problem ;)


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My latest pet hate is a boss that asks me specifically to do something yesterday - then says this morning that it wasn't what he intended at all.

B**d :evil:


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Christ yeah...they can be really seedy...........


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My latest pet hate is a boss that asks me specifically to do something yesterday - then says this morning that it wasn't what he intended at all.

B**d



o why cant people say what they mean and mean what they say???!! especially bosses and line managers...gggrrrrr! I am with you on that one, cross communication is such a waste of time and energy! :roll:


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