Richard Hawley

No, it might come out at a future gig so it'd spoil it - it'll sound better coming from him anyhow!

Hey - when you've gotta go, you've gotta go!

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Always be a first rate version of yourself, instead of a second rate version of somebody else (Judy Garland)

Eugh! My grandad does that. Drunken old git. It's vile The kitchen sink, too, and I've walked in there many a time not expecting it.

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Breathe in, breathe in, breathe out.

myleene class

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I have to admit i did pee in the bath once. It was empty and i washed my hands after. It was only coz i was busting and the toilet was occupied. Pee myself or go in the bath??? To me the choice was obvious... However now living in an apartment with TWO, yes i said it, two toilets i'm shall never agaon be faced with that dilema

I just can't understand not washing your hands....

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Wondering why i'm allowed access to SO many dangerous chemicals....

I had a mate who used to sleepwalk after a few jars and pee in other peoples wardrobes or chest of draws. Never lived with him myself thank God.

My neighbours across the street have still got their christmas tree up, lights a blazing every night. It doesn't upset me, In fact I quite admire them..it's MARCH ffs!!

Not much that pisses me off, usually involves discourteous drivers when I do get riled...LIke when you are stuck in a thirty million mile long traffic jam and twats drive past you on the grass verge.

Also people who talk on their cell phones while they are paying for their shopping...so unbelievably rude.

If I am going to get pissed off though I usually save it for the good stuff, animal/child abuse, any kind of cruelty in general really, not picky.

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Revolution is just a t-shirt away.

Speaking to the bank about my lost bank card when I'm tired and irritable and the person on the other end is asking me how I am, not at work today?, are you going on holiday this year? where did you go last year? How was it? Would you like a good travel insurance rate for next time or a loan for such?

"No - I would like you to sort my card out please..."

"You sound very tense Mr Saunders...."

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Shirley Bassey? That's easily my favourite of Mr H's extensive repertoire of really shit gags.

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Jean Oeufs Nouveaux pretentious? I think not.

well as long as you lift up the plates and dishes out the way whats the problem

My latest pet hate is a boss that asks me specifically to do something yesterday - then says this morning that it wasn't what he intended at all.

B**d

I really don't like lavatory brushes

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The heartbeat doesn't change, only the faces surrounding it.

Christ yeah...they can be really seedy...........

o why cant people say what they mean and mean what they say???!! especially bosses and line managers...gggrrrrr! I am with you on that one, cross communication is such a waste of time and energy!