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I walked around the shops all morning before a kind lady in the queue at the post office pointed out that I had a pair of knickers hanging out of the hood of my sweatshirt :oops:




:*: :*: :*: :*: :*: :*: that's hilarious, thanks for sharing!! x


A similar thing happened to my mum a few years ago; she was walking around town a suddenly a pair of knickers appeared from the bottom of her trouser leg. She stepped over them and walked on ...

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I walked around the shops all morning before a kind lady in the queue at the post office pointed out that I had a pair of knickers hanging out of the hood of my sweatshirt :oops:


Phew - thought we were going to get the "Skirt tucked in knickers" scenario for a minute there :roll:

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Jan H wrote:
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I walked around the shops all morning before a kind lady in the queue at the post office pointed out that I had a pair of knickers hanging out of the hood of my sweatshirt :oops:




:*: :*: :*: :*: :*: :*: that's hilarious, thanks for sharing!! x


A similar thing happened to my mum a few years ago; she was walking around town a suddenly a pair of knickers appeared from the bottom of her trouser leg. She stepped over them and walked on ...


Clearly a very classy woman your Mum. I'd have turned bright red then scurried around on the floor for them before skulking off to go home and laugh/cry!!!!! :oops:


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I nearly shit myself in Wickes once. (i was ill)

When i say shit myself it was more sort of cloth headbanging.

I repeat... i was ill, go easy on me.


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few years back me and a mate went to see mighty boosh in manchester, went early afternoon, got really pissed, like really pissed, good night, got to train station, next thing i remember is waking up train infront of me and no mate, so i just got up and got on the train, next thing my mate is banging on the train window and the conductor is escorting me off. apparently i got on the train in manchester, fell asleep all the way home, then my mate carried me off the train and went to ring a taxi, that's when i woke up and thought i was still in manc!

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I nearly shit myself in Wickes once. (i was ill).

Not twice?

I once shat my pyjamas while doing a Blue Peter jigsaw. It was a picture of the Queen on the back of customised Land Rover visiting zulus or some tribal gang. The jigsaw - not the soiled impression. I was nine-ish.

Not done so since though. Mind you, I've not done a jigsaw either. I must be overdue one or both. :shock: :eh?

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If it's getting a bit grim, may as well tell my story. When I was 12 or 13 went on holiday with my friend and her parents on a holiday camp and was ringing home one day back in the day of the phonebox and just me and my mate there and my sister was talking to us and I but the phone near my ass then farted :oops: being young we all thought it was the funniest thing ever but I couldn't stop and it was grim. Wen we hung up, yup, there was a bloody massive q behind us, was so ashamed :oops: :*:


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Ok count me in for grimness. Once in my teenage years I had a really bad reaction to some dodgy crab, which I had been cheerfully flushing down with cheap red wine.

Sufficiant to say, about half way through the night, both ends went at the same time. It was horrible.

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Well this thread has taken a turn for the worse!

Couldn't you have posted these stories in the "Have you ever shat yourself?" Thread?


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One of my most embarrassing moments (apart from the bra wire incident mentioned some while back) was feeling a 'hold up' stocking sliding down my leg whilst walking through Derby city centre. Evenutally, I had to step into a doorway and take them off ... classy like! :*:

Re your missing CD .... I've had a few go missing from my car when it's been in for a service; the cases were still there but the CD's had been taken and I only realised weeks later in some cases :roll:

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I hope you complained - and changed garages! :shock:


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I had my stockings changed next time I went in for a service! :*: :*:

I did mention the CD issue, but it clearly states that you should remove all belongings from your vehicle, so lesson learned.

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I had my stockings changed next time I went in for a service! :*: :*:

I did mention the CD issue, but it clearly states that you should remove all belongings from your vehicle, so lesson learned.


There's still a demand then for Max Bygraves, Des O'Connor and Val Doonican music? :wink:

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I know ... sorry they were the ones I borrowed from you :oops:

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I know ... sorry they were the ones I borrowed from you :oops:


Have you still got my Perry Como?

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