exapno mapcase wrote:
UGG boots, now we're talking, with Crocs they are the twin headed monster of formlessness, they look like they are made for the SImpsons, you know, 4 digit fingers gradually morphing into a stump....they both infantalise the wearer and not in a "Cute" way and of course Ugg boots stained with snow and mud mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Spoken with true righteousness. Living on the cusp of Essex as I do, it is a constant source of upset to me, the Ugg boot/croc/flip flop thing. This on top of harem pants (even on children), gladiator sandals and most items of clothing having a compulsory tassle, makes my life almost unbearable. This and all types of waxing, hair extensions, false nails (even on your toes, presumably to make your feet look more attractive in fucking flip flops) and various tones of Cuprinol-esque fake tans.
I went to my dentist to have a check up and while I'm lying down in the chair, he says: "Do you know we do Botox now?" I know I'm doing your teeth, middle aged woman, but do you want me to make you look less like a wrinkly old bird while I'm at it. Sooooo rude. I says: "Are you saying I need Botox then?" And he says: "Of course not madam but we do do veneers as well." I should have just chinned him. x